TheShowOff Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Any anticlimactic whodunnits?  GF ever cheated on you with your brother?  Snogged your Mum?  Basically, what's the most absurd your life has been where you could fit it right into an episode of Eastenders? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattyc Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I'd say the way my dad died was like something you'd see on a soap opera. Around 9 o'clock one monday morning he was on the phone to my mother saying he'd be coming to the house shortly to pick her up to take her shopping.  Around 10-15 minutes later he arrives and my mom see's him parking up the car outside the house from the living room window. She goes out to the car and finds him slumped over the wheel, dead from a heart attack.  Obviously this was very traumatic for the family at the time as it was totally unexpected, but looking back on it and knowing my fathers personality I know he'd laugh about the way he went out himself. It was certainly memorable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShowOff Posted February 23, 2015 Author Share Posted February 23, 2015 Sorry to hear about your loss Matty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted February 23, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted February 23, 2015 Boxing Day back in 2002 was probably the most soapy, when a sister I never knew about suddenly turned up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil is brill Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 In 2006 the girlfriend I had at the time obviously had enough of me for whatever reason. So instead of just breaking up with me, she decided to go behind my back. I'm not sure if she was keeping her options open or if she just wanted to embarrass me, but she decided to book a hotel for herself and this guy one weekend when she told me she was going out with her girlfriends.  On the Saturday in question, I'm sat about on MSN when I get an email pop up confirming the hotel reservations for Miss Bitch and Mr. Man Who Isn't Me. Silly cow had forgotten that she had me set up as a CC address so she'd always have a 2nd copy of receipts and stuff, because she was an airhead and always lost anything of importance.  I decided to crash this little party, but do it at a time where it would seem like an emergency. I had her driving license and a few other bits and bobs at my house, which I used to bluff my way into her hotel room, posing as a relative... bad move on my part because when I did knock on their door, I was greeted by the pair of them at the worst possible time, I can only assume they knew I was coming at that exact moment as she seemed to have just finished sucking this guy off and went to spit the load at me, got it all over my trousers, making me look like I'd just had a sneaky wank in the bushes.  I threw her things at her, punched the bloke. Got nicked and let off with a slap on the wrist.  Going home after a night in the cells, I remember her purse was still at mine with £350 in it. So I had a shower, put on some clean trousers and my friends and I enjoyed spending her money. Never saw the bitch again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WWFChilli Posted February 23, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted February 23, 2015 She tried spitting a gob full of cum on you? Fucking ugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 If you'd just sucked someone off and there was a knock at the door, surely you'd either swallow the jizz or spit it out before answering the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoKonjic Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 I turned on the news and saw a story about a biritsh "bonnie and clyde" couple. They had done about ten banks and were on the run. Turned out it was my mum. She's sound now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 I turned on the news and saw a story about a biritsh "bonnie and clyde" couple. They had done about ten banks and were on the run. Turned out it was my mum. She's sound now. Wow! This will take some beating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted February 24, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted February 24, 2015 Dad's brother turns up on Good Friday 2010 like Frank Butcher turning back up at Pat's. Unfortunately my dad had died ... and my dad didn't know he had a brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShowOff Posted February 24, 2015 Author Share Posted February 24, 2015 She tried spitting a gob full of cum on you? Fucking ugh!  It reads like she tried and succeeded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 I turned on the news and saw a story about a biritsh "bonnie and clyde" couple. They had done about ten banks and were on the run. Turned out it was my mum. She's sound now. Â Still got that copy of Take a Break you were in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoKonjic Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Probably about somewhere. That same month on my 18th Birthday I went round my Grandads to watch the England game, he wasn't answering the door so my brother climbed though the window to make sure he was ok (he had heart attack the year before). My brother let me whole family in, and we went upstairs to see if he was ok. Caught him in bed cheating on my nan. Everything kicked off, my mum started going mental, ended up giving my Grandad another heart attack. Later that night I watched England get knocked out of the Euros to Portugal. I need to sell the screen play of my summer 2004 to Shane Meadows  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian 86 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Probably about somewhere. That same month on my 18th Birthday I went round my Grandads to watch the England game, he wasn't answering the door so my brother climbed though the window to make sure he was ok (he had heart attack the year before). My brother let me whole family in, and we went upstairs to see if he was ok. Caught him in bed cheating on my nan. Everything kicked off, my mum started going mental, ended up giving my Grandad another heart attack. Later that night I watched England get knocked out of the Euros to Portugal. I need to sell the screen play of my summer 2004 to Shane Meadows  Completely unrelated to the topic but you were born on the same day as me! That game was on my (our) 18th! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 This is where you both find out that you're long lost twins. Â Pics needed of both of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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