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Devon Malcolm

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Some from Bob's Twitter:

 

A face...

 

... like a Costco salami

 

... like a hobbit in a headlock

 

...like Millibands sex grimace

 

... like a bacon and bullshit quiche with part boiled bollocks and a mung bean side

 

... like a deflated peach

 

... like a curious anal shadow

 

... like a gusset fluff omelette

 

... like pickled hell

 

... like a four turd roast

 

... like a pilchards shitter

 

... like a collapsed flan

 

... like faggots in bullshit sauce

 

... like a depressed whelk

 

... like a grieving pug

 

... like a duck in bullshit sauce

 

... like a mung bean balaclava

 

... like King Kong's balls

 

... like a Lidl hotpot

 

... like a bludgeoned trumpet

 

... like a Londis cauliflower

 

... like David Wheater

 

... like a clamped nipple

 

... like a tramp's hankie

 

... like a rejected peasant

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