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UKFF Battle Rap 2012: THE FINAL

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UKFF Battle Rap 2012 Final

 

 

KEITH HOUCHEN

 

vs

 

HARMONICGENERATOR

 

 

The rules:

 

1. Each rap must consist of 16 lines. No more, no less.

 

2. Maximum of three raps each.

 

3. You have until 3:00pm on Saturday 17th March to post your raps.

 

4. The deadline will be extended until Wednesday 21st March in the event of the following:

a. The finalist who raps first posts one of his replies on deadline day.

b. The finalist who raps second posts his first reply on deadline day.

 

5. Voting will commence after the rapping deadline in the form of replies in the dedicated thread. The cut-off point for votes will be 10:00pm on Wednesday 21st March (or on 10:00pm on Saturday 24th March should either scenario in rule 4 be in effect).

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Alrighty. Time to face my destiny... here goes nothing... I've had a good run!

 

 

 

 

Houchen, it's down to just you and I, amigo,

I'm like the Duke of Wellington, you're Ciudad Rodrigo

Look it up, it's history, like your chances are of winning

The Houchie Couchie Man's no contest for the rhymes I'm bringing

 

Houchie, you're like Poochie, just go back to your home planet

Your clique was so pretentious it was better just to ban it

Was it you that had the signature of Marco Materazzi?

Doesn't matter, I'll still beat you, leave the thread, I'll call your taxi

 

No curtain call for your clique, so shit your name's forbidden

It's not like anybody asked for arrows (only kidding)

The forum undercard - like me - resented the exclusion

While you acted like you mattered, Mr. Houchen's grand delusion

 

So, Houchen, keep on smooching on the arses of your mates

I fly the rapping flag for users left outside your gates

We can thrive without your fellowship, we post alone just fine

Take consolation in your bacon, 'cause this battle rap is mine.

 

 

 

 

Reason for edit: typo of 'that' in line 7 replaced with 'had'.

Edited by HarmonicGenerator

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Houchie, you're like Poochie, just go back to your home planet

Your clique was so pretentious it was better just to ban it

 

That line is sweet.

 

I couldn't vote in the last round because I couldn't choose but HG killed it in this one again

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I think Houchen's in Venice on holiday.

Oh poo. Well, since he's apparently on a shoot (as Loki wrote in the main thread) I guess I'd be a grinch not to allow for some more posting time. Actually.... fuck Keith:

 

HARMONICGENERATOR WINS!!!!

 

Of course, the above statement is a lie. Any idea as to when he returns?

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I think Houchen's in Venice on holiday.

Oh poo. Well, since he's apparently on a shoot (as Loki wrote in the main thread) I guess I'd be a grinch not to allow for some more posting time. Actually.... fuck Keith:

 

HARMONICGENERATOR WINS!!!!

 

Of course, the above statement is a lie. Any idea as to when he returns?

 

Dunno. Week or so?

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Did you really think I'd kick back and live it up in Italy,

When some wannabe on the UKFF is trying to belittle me?

Acting all Johnny Big Potatoes, like he is a straight up geezer

Genny, you're less straight up than some tower I saw in Pisa

 

This is meant to be the final, with rhymes you're meant to slam it

Yours was the worst prose I've read since volume 2 of Frantic Planet

Think you can beat me? Shit, you must be crazy

My attack is Paolo Rossi, my defence, Franco Baresi

 

Enjoy your time in the spotlight, I'm sure it makes you feel alive,

Once I've took you out, you'll be as Lost as flight 815

Stepping up to King Keith? That shit should be treason

Your rhymes are as disappointing as Lost's final season

 

I stand tall above the rest, like the Duomo in Firenze

By the time this battle is through, you will say "I feel dirty, please cleanse me"

"Shower me and scour me, if that don't work, then bleach me"

"King Keith owns this town, like a lyrical Medici"

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This is meant to be the final, with rhymes you're meant to slam it

Yours was the worst prose I've read since volume 2 of Frantic Planet

Brilliant :laugh: That's the first line in ages that's made me audibly go "oooooh" as in "ooooh, burn". Poor Sickwoy.

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