Paid Members chokeout Posted October 27, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 27, 2011 I know for a fact that my friend Gareth stayed up all night wanking to a copy of Love actually in my mum and dads house  Story please.  And please say his name is Gareth Evans. I know a Gareth Evans from 'Gele, and I'd rip him without mercy.  Nah his name is Gareth Jones. While we were getting ready to go out he noticed the DVD and started going on about the (quite specific and well thought out) things he would do to Keira Knightly. Anyway we went out and when we got back my mum had chucked a sleeping bag on the couch in the front room for him to sleep on. The next morning I came downstairs and the Love Actually Menu was looping on the TV this was odd for the following reason. There wasn't a DVD player in that room when we went to bed. At some point in the night he had taken the one from the other room and drunkenly plugged it in to the other telly. He denied wanking for about an hour then admitted he'd basically been tugging himself off most of the night.  This is the man that also walked 8 miles home from Rhyl one night, got desperate 10 minutes from his house and had a wank in a hedge. He also openly admits to knocking one out before he goes out no matter where he was staying which led to my Uni housemate banning him from using the bathroom. He is now a Captain in The Army and has access to firearms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted October 27, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 27, 2011 I know for a fact that my friend Gareth stayed up all night wanking to a copy of Love actually in my mum and dads house  Story please.  And please say his name is Gareth Evans. I know a Gareth Evans from 'Gele, and I'd rip him without mercy.  Nah his name is Gareth Jones. While we were getting ready to go out he noticed the DVD and started going on about the (quite specific and well thought out) things he would do to Keira Knightly. Anyway we went out and when we got back my mum had chucked a sleeping bag on the couch in the front room for him to sleep on. The next morning I came downstairs and the Love Actually Menu was looping on the TV this was odd for the following reason. There wasn't a DVD player in that room when we went to bed. At some point in the night he had taken the one from the other room and drunkenly plugged it in to the other telly. He denied wanking for about an hour then admitted he'd basically been tugging himself off most of the night.  This is the man that also walked 8 miles home from Rhyl one night, got desperate 10 minutes from his house and had a wank in a hedge. He also openly admits to knocking one out before he goes out no matter where he was staying which led to my Uni housemate banning him from using the bathroom. He is now a Captain in The Army and has access to firearms  Well, he could be gumming up with works, but apart from that, sounds harmless.  I knocked one out to Galaxy of Terror at my mate Burney's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 The scene in Straship troopers with the bird with cracking norks gets them out. Manged to blast one out to that in my living room early one morning after my mates were all still upstairs crashed out on my floor after a stopping over at mine after a party when I was 12 or 13. Â *EDIT* Â Just found this for old times sake if anybody else fancies a go. NSFW Â Boobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stylin_and_Profilin Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 There would have been a few back in the good old days of Channel 5 + Friday night = Shannon Tweed. Â Have also squeezed one out over the car bonnet scene in Body of Evidence and Basic Instinct whenever they were on weekend nights and i was staying at my mates'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted October 28, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 28, 2011 I don't remember any films, but I do remember the odd one over Live TV when I'd stay over and sleep on the sofa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted October 28, 2011 Moderators Share Posted October 28, 2011 Now the thread has had its title changed to make it clearer, it's confusing in a different way. It looks like "quest" now. Like.. it was really hard to manage to knock one out to this film, but I managed it (e.g. shower scene in Schindler's List). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted October 28, 2011 Author Share Posted October 28, 2011 I only changed it because half the fuckers posting in it never read the sub-title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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