Max Power Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 'Everythings coming up Millhouse!' Â That's a classic. Â "Laughing time is over" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gordon_The_Gopher Posted October 10, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 10, 2011 Your fingers are too fat for the keypad - please mash the pad with your palm to order a dialling wand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soretooth Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 [Homer's edited interview on "Rock Bottom"] Â Homer: Somebody had to take the babysitter home, then I noticed she was sitting on / her / sweet can... / so I grabbed / her / sweet can... / Ohhhh, just thinking about / her / can... / I just wish I had / her / sweet, sweet / s/s/sweet can... Â Godfrey Jones: So, Mr. Simpson, you admit you grabbed her can. What do you have to say in your defense? Â (scene shows a still video shot of Homer looking lustful) Â Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further! Â (the frozen image of Homer begins to slowly zoom in) Â No, Mr. Simpson, don't take your anger out on me! Get back! Get back! M-Mr. Simpson! NOOOO! Â (The screen freezes on the screaming Godfrey) Â TV Announcer: Dramatization. May not have happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 10, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 10, 2011 Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?  Homer Simpson: [stares blankly for a few seconds] Can I have some money now?  In a similar vein:  "On the Itchy & Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?"  "What the hell are you talking about?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted October 10, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 10, 2011 Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens. Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. [Lisa whispers into Homer's ear] Homer: Bart, the saddest thing about this is I'm not going to see you grow up... [Lisa whispers into Homer's ear] Homer: ...because I know you gonna turn out well, with or without your old man. Bart: Thanks, Dad. Homer: And Lisa... [bart whispers into Homer's ear] Homer: I guess this is the time to tell you... [bart whispers into Homer's ear] Homer: ...that you're adopted and I don't like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insert_name_here Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Some more awesome-ness from "Who Shot Mr Burns?" Â Eddie: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns? Moe: No. [buzz] Moe: All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. [ding] Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir. You're free to go. Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz] Moe: A date. [buzz] Moe: Dinner with friends. [buzz] Moe: Dinner alone. [buzz] Moe: Watching TV alone. [buzz] Moe: All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzz] Moe: ...Sears catalog. [ding] Moe: Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment. [buzz] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve rayson Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 "There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman." Â "Willie: Eek! I mean, ach! I mean ... what are you doin' here? Homer: Uh, buh, buh, we're new foreign exchange students from ... uh, um ... Scotland! Willie: Saints be praised, I'm from Scotland! Where do ya hail from? Homer: Uh ... North ... Kilttown. Willie: No foolin'! I'm from North Kilttown! Do you know Angus McCloud? Homer: Wait a minute! There's no Angus McCloud in North Kilttown! Why, you're not from Scotland at all! Willie: Ach, don't be daft. I was born and rai ... [notices the hose] Hey, what the? [gasps] My retirement grease! No! You thievin' grease bandits! I'll kill ya! [Homer and Bart make their escape through the ventilation ducts] Wait up!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfMetal Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Ralph: Hi Lisa, hi Super-Nintendo Chalmers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Quentin Posted October 11, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 11, 2011 "This is a rock show not the bleedin.... splish-splash show." Â Â "Goodnight Springton. There will be no encore." Â What an amazing cameo that was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikey Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 "Hello, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me" Â http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogaJ0CygjnI Â Way back in season two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 11, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 11, 2011 Homer's contribution to a break-up letter: Â "P.S. I am gay." Â Â --- Â Â And a phone call: Â Â Moe: Moe's Tavern. Â Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass, first name Hugh. Â Moe: Hold on, I'll check... Hugh Jass! Hey, I want a Hugh Jass! Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass! Â Hugh Jass: Uh, I'm Hugh Jass. Â Moe: Telephone. Â Hugh Jass: Hello, this is Hugh Jass. Â Bart: Uh, hi. Â Hugh Jass: Who's this? Â Bart: Bart Simpson. Â Hugh Jass: What can I do for you, Bart? Â Bart: Uh, look, I'll level with you, mister. This is a crank call that sorta back-fired, and I'd like to bail out right now. Â Hugh Jass: All right. Better luck next time. Â (hangs up) Â Hugh Jass: What a nice young man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 "I was thinking of spending a quiet night in with the...er...wife" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfMetal Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 "Hello, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me"Â http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogaJ0CygjnI Â Way back in season two. Â I was just about to post that, beat me to it though dam you mikey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikey Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 "Hello, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogaJ0CygjnI  Way back in season two.  I was just about to post that, beat me to it though dam you mikey  "I..... don't know" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Foale Posted October 11, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 11, 2011 Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern....Hold on, I'll check. Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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