Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 30, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 30, 2011 Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea has found himself in a sticky situation after being warned for allegedly eating a Krispy Kreme doughnut at a local shop without paying for it. De Gea, who joined United this summer from Atletico Madrid, earns around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Silky Kisser Posted September 30, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 30, 2011 Didn't Glenn Johnson steal taps and a toilet seat from a well known departnent store whilst he was at Chelsea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted September 30, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 30, 2011 Why should he? The doughnuts are to sugary, the icing doesnt have the balance that the Sainsbury's brand has and its impossible to eat more than one of them without feeling sick. He and his mates were probably shocked that Tescos weren't giving them away for free. Â Probably would have got away with it, but they apparently spotted the sugar in his bum fluff beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted September 30, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 30, 2011 Didn't Glenn Johnson steal taps and a toilet seat from a well known departnent store whilst he was at Chelsea? Wasn't that Kieran Richardson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shovanist Pig Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Â Looks like a nasty piece of work anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted September 30, 2011 Moderators Share Posted September 30, 2011 Randy Savage robbed steaks from a supermarket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patiirc Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Bradley Wright Phillips and Nathan Dyer went on the rob in a night club  Does that count?  Iirc they were let off because of insufficient evidence in the end  Glenn Johnson did go on the rob at B and Q for a toilet seat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Dammer Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 John Terrys mum was a regular in the shoplifting room at my local Tescos for a while, which by football default means its John Terrys crime too. Â Seriously though, any footballer/famous person must know they are recognisable and thus will be followed around by staff and camera etc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur B. Funky Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Oooo,ooH ... anything that the famous "celebrity" Paddy Docherty has ever done. Â This should be an interesting "celebrity worship" thread ... let's see which no-hoper gets the honour of the label "celebrity". All a bunch of useless tossbags with shit for brains or some football boots IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted September 30, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 30, 2011 John Terrys mum was a regular in the shoplifting room at my local Tescos for a while, which by football default means its John Terrys crime too. Seriously though, any footballer/famous person must know they are recognisable and thus will be followed around by staff and camera etc? Most footballers at a high level are a different breed of human. They're a bit thick and deluded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 30, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted September 30, 2011 Oooo,ooH ... anything that the famous "celebrity" Paddy Docherty has ever done. This should be an interesting "celebrity worship" thread ... let's see which no-hoper gets the honour of the label "celebrity". All a bunch of useless tossbags with shit for brains or some football boots IMO.  Fucking hell.  Anyway, I'd forgotten about the Robbie Savage thing, I have to admit. But for some reason it reminded me of the story of Edward Furlong deciding to free a bunch of lobsters a few years ago and throwing them around some shop and when police tried to arrest him he resisted by trying to spin round in circles or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted September 30, 2011 Moderators Share Posted September 30, 2011 Robbie Savage is from Wrexham. He'd never shoplift. Â Well, he would if he still lived around here, but he moved quick enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 30, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted September 30, 2011 Hang on, it wasn't steaks, was it? What was he accused of? Or am I getting mixed up with Mickey Thomas now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted September 30, 2011 Moderators Share Posted September 30, 2011 Mickey Thomas made counterfeit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GalaxyV.2 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Old Arsenal player have a history of stuff like this  David Hillier nicked someones suitcases at Heathrow  BUT THE BEST ONE  Peter Storey  Running a Brothel car theft counterfeiting smuggling pornographic movies disorderly behaviour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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