boydy122 Posted October 6, 2011 Posted October 6, 2011 The girl was 16 aswell, I just assumed of all places McDonalds disabled toilets would be quiete an embarassing place to do stuff with someone, she wasnt disabled either, when I was younger McDonalds was the place everyone would hang out in my town.
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted October 6, 2011 Moderators Posted October 6, 2011 How did you flood the kitchen in the pub? On your first day?!
wolveswrestling Posted October 6, 2011 Posted October 6, 2011 Never had to many embarrising low points but one I always remember and feel bad just thinking about it.About 15 years ago, I went to an ocean colour scene gig at aston villa leisure centre, was dying for a wee, massive queue for the bogs so I ended up going down this corridor off the ladies toilets. Pulled back some kind of cloth hanging down and started pissing, next thing I know I am being pulled to the floor by a man in a shell suit. Shouting and punching me all the while my jeans still around my ankles with the whole floor covered in piss. All this happening while my girlfriend was coming out of the toilet. Found out later I had just pissed all over his cleaning stuff. I had only had 2 pints so could not even blame being drunk.After that did'nt even enjoy the gig.
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted October 6, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 6, 2011 Christ, this thread has been a disturbing as fuck read for a new member to the forum such as myself.Tell us all of your secrets, Trevor.
Moderators PowerButchi Posted October 6, 2011 Moderators Posted October 6, 2011 Well, there was the time he made his wife eat her gravy. But she likes gravy, so I don't see why she got all het up about it. Silly cow.
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted October 6, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 6, 2011 Well, there was the time he made his wife eat her gravy. But she likes gravy, so I don't see why she got all het up about it. Silly cow.Bet he couldn't see what the big issue was about. He probably said to her, "What's the big issue for, love?," to which she responded, quick as a whip, "The homeless, Trev. The homeless." Good arrers, lass, thought Trev, as he pissed his kecks with laughter.
Trevor Posted October 6, 2011 Posted October 6, 2011 YouTube.com/watch?v=jN9pxp7ofEQ it would probably be this actually, Butch.
boydy122 Posted October 6, 2011 Posted October 6, 2011 I flooded the kitchen not massively just enough for them to let me go home early lol, I couldnt handle the fast pace they were bringing the stuff to be washed up.
King Pitcos Posted October 6, 2011 Posted October 6, 2011 I've got a new low point. Being jealous of boydy for his McDonalds blowjob and woods "not in me" stories.
John Galt Posted October 6, 2011 Posted October 6, 2011 (edited) Pissing in coke bottles and throwing them in the trash as an alternative to going to the local sports centre and using their facilities when my building's water supply was cut off because I found it too gross seems like real small time stuff compared to the rest of this thread. I feel like there should be more grammar in there. Edited October 6, 2011 by John Galt
Ghostface1982 Posted October 6, 2011 Posted October 6, 2011 How old was the girl?He didn't ask. That's how he ended up doing porridge.
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted October 6, 2011 Moderators Posted October 6, 2011 How old was the girl?He didn't ask. That's how he ended up doing porridge.This isn't even a joke. It's just a reference. A shitty, shitty reference.
Family Guy PMSL Posted October 6, 2011 Posted October 6, 2011 Christ, this thread has been a disturbing as fuck read for a new member to the forum such as myself.Shut up Happ.
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted October 6, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 6, 2011 (edited) Nevvermind. Edited October 6, 2011 by Adam Woodyatt
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted October 6, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 6, 2011 Christ, this thread has been a disturbing as fuck read for a new member to the forum such as myself.Shut up Happ.Ooh. This might be worth investigating.
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