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If someone had your Mam in a furnace or something and the only way she was safe was for your team to lose a match, if you could pick your clubs shittest starting XI since you became a fan, who would you pick?

 

EDIT: Actually, ignore the furnace bit. I was babbling. Just pick the shittest players from the club you support.

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This is hard for me for obvious reasons:

 

Taibi

 

Hargreaves(with injury)-Prunier-Blanc(slightly harsh)-Fortune

 

Richardson-Kleberson-Djemba Djemba-Bebe

 

Bellion-Alan Smith? EDIT: Fuck it Forlan for how long it took him tos core for us instead of Smith.

 

I still reckon they'd beat relegation.

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Sasa Ilic

Scott Minto

Gary Breen

Hayden Foxe

Gary Charles

Manny Omoyinmi (Just because he forgot he'd played in the League Cup in a season we could have won it)

Joey Beauchamp

Nigel Quashie

Benny McCarthy

Paulo Futre

Savio

 

Subs. Rigobert Song, Titi Camara, Wayne Quinn, Marco Boogers, Jeremy Aliadierre, Dale Gordan, Robbie Slater, Florian Radaciou, Calum Davenport, Kieron Dyer, Diego Tristan........................

 

edit: come to think of it, any West Ham XI would do

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1. Bo Andersen

2. Nicky Hunt

3. Gus Ceasar

4. Julian Watts

5 Clemens Zwijnenberg

6. George Parris

7. Tony Dinning

8.John Burns

9. Nick Wright

10. Andy Smith

11. Peter Styvar

 

Thats a big pile of gash right there

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Scott Carson

 

Earl Barrett

David Unsworth

Anthony Gardner

Keith Curle

 

Steve Guppy

Seth Johnson

Geoff Thomas

Andy Gray

 

Michael Ricketts

Francis Jeffers

 

My team? England (a worst Donny Rovers team would mean nothing to most people)

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-----------Charlie Itandje----

Degen-----Torben Piechnik----Phil Babb----Konchesky(just ahead of Julian Dicks)

-------Poulsen-----Salif Diao-----

Joke Hole----Paul Stewart----El Hadj-Diouf

---------David Speedie----

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-----------Charlie Itandje----

Degen-----Torben Piechnik----Phil Babb----Konchesky(just ahead of Julian Dicks)

-------Poulsen-----Salif Diao-----

Joke Hole----Paul Stewart----El Hadj-Diouf

---------David Speedie----

 

No room for Istvan Kozma, Diomede, Kvarme, Meijer, Jimmy Carter, or Worst Footballer Ever Nicky Tanner?

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-----------Charlie Itandje----

Degen-----Torben Piechnik----Phil Babb----Konchesky(just ahead of Julian Dicks)

-------Poulsen-----Salif Diao-----

Joke Hole----Paul Stewart----El Hadj-Diouf

---------David Speedie----

 

 

All slightly leaning on harsh, especially with the options available to you.

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