You dirty little buggers !

[Chest Rockwell]

I wash my hands, but when your out in public, there is very little point. Lets say you are in pub toliet; you wash your hands after taking a piss but you still have to open the door, touching the - now dirty from all the people who havn't wash their hands touching it - door handle. Also, I play a lot of poker in casinos, and people go to the bathroom, dont wash their hands, come back to the tables, play with their chips, lose a hand to me, and them their dirty chips are among my chips and so on.

 

I wash, mainly out of force of habit, cause I'm kinda of the opinion that I wash my cock in the morning in the shower, then I put on clean boxers, mean my cock is kept pretty clean all day, until I take it out to piss, while my hands are touching a lot of dirty surfaces, like door handles, picking things up off the floor when dropped, shaking hands with other peoples dirty hands, keyboards, money etc. If anything you should wash your hands before you take out your knob.

 

 

I'm gonna go ahead and co-sign all of this.

 

People are calling it 'basic hygeine' and saying it's disgusting not to.. but that's only because it was drummed into you as a kid. There's germs everywhere and everything is fucking filthy. It's just some things that you're aware of more, or seem more aesthetically unpleasant than others. I'd personally rather just touch as little as possible if the public toilet I'm using is kinda gross, and that includes not touching the taps.

[neil's bitch]

To be fair i dont, only because im well aware that im not pissing on my hands. If you get a bit of splash on your hand or somthing, then yeah wash them........but its just one of those thing i suppose.

 

If you out in a bar/club there is not point (if you ever go in the mens at any bar or club you'll know why), and other wise unless you're wiping you hands on the floor or something.....its not dirty at all.

 

Edit:

 

I always wash my hands when at the toilet. I also do not take the paper towels/aftershave/deoderant/sweets etc from the usual African gentleman when out at the weekend. I dry my hands myself and leave.

 

Also, how can you not give the poor bloke some money for a quick spray? I only do because he has to sit in the piss covered bogs all night trying to shill his shit.

 

Plus once i saw my local "African gentleman in the toilet © "get started on by some pricks and he battered the whole lot of them........id rather be on his side!

[PowerButchi]

Is there anyway you can really get clean after spending a penny? Short of permanently carrying around a bottle of dettol or a pair of marigolds it seems pretty impossible.

 

When I'm pissing in public I'll wash my hands afterwards, but I don't at home. Dunno why. Mind you, I shower daily, and my penis is often not on public show, so it's cleaner than my hands which do stuff all day anyway, I'd imagine. I'll agree with whoever said you should wash your hands before pissing, rather than after.

[Loki]

Your skin is naturally antiseptic anyway, so unless you have a particularly disgusting cock (as I'm sure some of you so), and as long as you change your underwear every day (as I'm sure some of you don't) then it's not necessary. I'd be more likely to wash my hands before taking a piss.

[IANdrewDiceClay]

I'll not wash my hands after a piss if I'm at home. Truth be told, I'll only do it on a nightout to keep up appearances. Has bollock all to do with the "lads factor". Its no big deal anyway, as Loki says, you'd need a pretty scruffy cock to need to scrub it after every piss. I usually give it a good rub for 20 minutes at least 4 times a day to make sure its nice and clean, anyway, so its on good form most of the time.

[Smeg_&_The_Heads]

I'll put this here as it is related in a way.

 

A lot of things we touch on a daily bases is dirty have you ever put any loose change into water if you do you would be quite surprised about just how much dirt comes out of it