Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted January 23, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 23, 2011 Most of the time I give my hands a quick rinse under the tap after taking a piss, but I'm not convinced it really makes any fucking difference. I'm sure there are more germs hanging around on the taps in a public toilet, than there are on the shaft of my own knob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted January 23, 2011 Moderators Share Posted January 23, 2011 People who lick their lingers are far more disgusting than people who don't wash their hands after taking a piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thejeffjarrettone Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 I recall one wrestling show I attended and one of the guys, not naming names, decided to have some "personal time" in one of the cubicals. He came out, and since I'd only just arrived he then offered his hand (to shake, dirty minded beggars) which I politely declined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerously420 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 I always wash my hands when at the toilet. I also do not take the paper towels/aftershave/deoderant/sweets etc from the usual African gentleman when out at the weekend. I dry my hands myself and leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurtainTwitcher Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 It's basic hygiene. If you don't at least rinse your hands after a taking a piss, then quite simply, you're a tramp. The end of the day it's not just for your own benefit but for anyone you come into contact with. Truest post in the thread.  Quite surprised there are so many people who are quite open/proud about the fact that they lack the most basic level of hygiene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted January 23, 2011 Moderators Share Posted January 23, 2011 What about after having a toss? Do you wash your hands then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 It's basic hygiene. If you don't at least rinse your hands after a taking a piss, then quite simply, you're a tramp. The end of the day it's not just for your own benefit but for anyone you come into contact with. Truest post in the thread.  Quite surprised there are so many people who are quite open/proud about the fact that they lack the most basic level of hygiene.  There is the "lad" factor, it follows on from the online "look how great I am at these nightclubs with birds and all these drugs I don't actually take but will say I do because it's cool for some reason" persona crap, once you get past that most people are dull, ordinary people, especially those who profess to have these Russell Howard-esque lives.  It's so horrid, wash your hands, it's simple easy and basic hygiene. Pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SiMania Posted January 23, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 23, 2011 People who lick their lingers are far more disgusting than people who don't wash their hands after taking a piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted January 23, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 23, 2011 What about after having a toss? Do you wash your hands then? Â Only if you cum on your hands. Â Although I suspect there are lads in this thread who have never cum any other way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smegma Cake Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 As the alcohol takes its effect, I get more aware of the fact that I must wash my hands. Especially if other people are in the bogs at the same time. Before that point, I'm afraid I'm one of those people who just can't piss with other people in such a close proximity. I can go in the cubicles though. Â At home, I usually don't bother if I've only done a piss. If its a shite on the other hand, washing is the only option even if you didn't get any on your hands. Â I think the whole washing your hands after you use the toilet is more to do with other peoples germs passed on to the toilet seat, cubicle doors and even the taps from other people who haven't washed their hands either and have probably had their hands in places you wouldn't want near. Â Saying that, I've heard people say its pointless washing your hands because you have to touch the tap to turn the water off anyway. Unless its one of those taps that turn off themselves after a second, but in any nightclub that never usually works properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JohnnyChimpo Posted January 23, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 23, 2011 I wash my hands, but when your out in public, there is very little point. Lets say you are in pub toliet; you wash your hands after taking a piss but you still have to open the door, touching the - now dirty from all the people who havn't wash their hands touching it - door handle. Also, I play a lot of poker in casinos, and people go to the bathroom, dont wash their hands, come back to the tables, play with their chips, lose a hand to me, and them their dirty chips are among my chips and so on. Â I wash, mainly out of force of habit, cause I'm kinda of the opinion that I wash my cock in the morning in the shower, then I put on clean boxers, mean my cock is kept pretty clean all day, until I take it out to piss, while my hands are touching a lot of dirty surfaces, like door handles, picking things up off the floor when dropped, shaking hands with other peoples dirty hands, keyboards, money etc. If anything you should wash your hands before you take out your knob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted January 23, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 23, 2011 Saying that, I've heard people say its pointless washing your hands because you have to touch the tap to turn the water off anyway. Unless its one of those taps that turn off themselves after a second, but in any nightclub that never usually works properly. Â In France they had loads that were operated by a lever tap with your knee. They also had bogs that flushed when you opened and closed the door, no chains or anything. I've noticed more and more toilets over here with a motion sensitive flush in place of a handle, nothing a swish as door activated though. One public bog in France was something like 50C, or what ever it is for half a Euro, to use and steam cleaned itself and the whole cobical after every use. Â I don't like using urinals either. If theres no cubical or a long wait I'll use one but I'll always try and avoid it. It just feels more comfortable some how using a standard toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegitBritWresFan Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Â I wash my hands everytime, if I don't I use the condensation on the pint pot as a wet wipe (not near the top though) and my strides as a towel. Not arsed about what anyone else does with their hands on a night out to be fair. My mate who's a filthy motherfucker never washes his bastards, I can be round his house and he'll make us food straight after a shit and not wash his hands, now that is annoying and disgusting. As for the pissing debate I prefer cubicles too at the start of the night, usually I drink 4 or 5 pints fore I need a piss so I'm like a jet wash for the first slash of the night so a cubicle is better to avoid the inevitable back splash, after I've had about 8 pints I'll piss in anything inside or out without giving a shit. Though I think Tommy might be on to something, a cubicle may be more comfortable cause its like pissing at home in privacy, I know my home toilet is just like a cubicle in a club anyway. Gotta love the Aftershave guys in the club toilets, always wears the colourful neon slat shades so he looks like Kanye West or some shit. Usual one sprays quite an amount on your neck, sprays your crotch "For the ladies" and then your arse "For the boys". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SiMania Posted January 24, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 24, 2011 I heard that alcohol gets rid of the germs on your hands so I just dip my hands in my pint when I come back from having a slash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turnbucklepads Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 I heard that alcohol gets rid of the germs on your hands so I just dip my hands in my pint when I come back from having a slash. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.