Fat Boy Mendoza Posted January 22, 2011 Posted January 22, 2011 So I was out last night in a bar in Manchester and I was getting through a few pints of beer during a friend's leaving do. Because I was drinking a fair bit it wasn't long before I "broke the seal" and ended up going for a piss after every other pint. This however is not a discussion about this but more about what I witnessed during my visits to the bathroom !!! (cue gay jokes) Â Whilst in the loo I think I would say that a vast proportion of the people in there would go for a piss and not wash their hands ! Is this just me or is that pretty minging ?? It was a nice bar and the client
KillerTwist Posted January 22, 2011 Posted January 22, 2011 My cock isn't dirty and I don't piss all over my hands.
Paid Members tom Posted January 22, 2011 Paid Members Posted January 22, 2011 and I don't piss all over my hands. Well you're clearly doing it wrong!
Paid Members Fox Piss Posted January 22, 2011 Paid Members Posted January 22, 2011 I only wash my hands if theres other people in the tolite that will judge me. Otherwise im not that intrested.
Fat Boy Mendoza Posted January 22, 2011 Author Posted January 22, 2011 My cock isn't dirty and I don't piss all over my hands. Â Oh so you are one of those then are you ? :-(
Van Dammer Posted January 22, 2011 Posted January 22, 2011 Unless you piss on your hands what really is the need? Do you wash your hands everytime you scratch yourself?
KillerTwist Posted January 22, 2011 Posted January 22, 2011 My cock isn't dirty and I don't piss all over my hands. Â Oh so you are one of those then are you ? :-( Â One of those what?
Paid Members tom Posted January 22, 2011 Paid Members Posted January 22, 2011 My cock isn't dirty and I don't piss all over my hands. Â Oh so you are one of those then are you ? :-( Â One of those what? The ones who DON'T piss on their hands, you clearly got told some wrong information. Piss is a natural perfume to attract the ladies. And a dirty cock is even more vital.
Paid Members FLips Posted January 22, 2011 Paid Members Posted January 22, 2011 I rinse my hands after a wee, full wash after I drop anchor on the Brown Coast.
Fat Boy Mendoza Posted January 22, 2011 Author Posted January 22, 2011 Unless you piss on your hands what really is the need? Do you wash your hands everytime you scratch yourself? Â No but it's not the same thing. If I scratched my face because I had an itch that would not be the same as if I had a itch deep in the crevasse of my arse-hole. If I had to scratch my naked arse-hole with a finger then I would definitely wash my hands. If I scratched my face then I wouldn't feel the need to wash my hand. Â Put it this way, if one of your mates handed you over a pint in the pub would you drink it ?? Of course you would. If the same mate got his cock out and wiped his helmet around the end of the pint glass before he handed it over to you would you still drink from it ?? I think not.
KillerTwist Posted January 22, 2011 Posted January 22, 2011 My cock isn't dirty and I don't piss all over my hands. Â Oh so you are one of those then are you ? :-( Â One of those what? The ones who DON'T piss on their hands, you clearly got told some wrong information. Piss is a natural perfume to attract the ladies. And a dirty cock is even more vital. Â I just piss all over her face at the end of the night.
Paid Members tom Posted January 22, 2011 Paid Members Posted January 22, 2011 Unless you piss on your hands what really is the need? Do you wash your hands everytime you scratch yourself? Â No but it's not the same thing. If I scratched my face because I had an itch that would not be the same as if I had a itch deep in the crevasse of my arse-hole. If I had to scratch my naked arse-hole with a finger then I would definitely wash my hands. If I scratched my face then I would feel the need to wash my hand. Â Put it this way, if one of your mates handed you over a pint in the pub would you drink it ?? Of course you would. If the same mate got his cock out and wiped his helmet around the end of the pint glass before he handed it over to you would you still drink from it ?? I think not. What if his cock was clean, like KillerTwists? I really need to stop talking about his cock, else I'll become the forum expert
KillerTwist Posted January 22, 2011 Posted January 22, 2011 Unless you piss on your hands what really is the need? Do you wash your hands everytime you scratch yourself? Â No but it's not the same thing. If I scratched my face because I had an itch that would not be the same as if I had a itch deep in the crevasse of my arse-hole. If I had to scratch my naked arse-hole with a finger then I would definitely wash my hands. If I scratched my face then I would feel the need to wash my hand. Â Put it this way, if one of your mates handed you over a pint in the pub would you drink it ?? Of course you would. If the same mate got his cock out and wiped his helmet around the end of the pint glass before he handed it over to you would you still drink from it ?? I think not. What if his cock was clean, like KillerTwists? Â When I'm having a slash I don't rub my fingers all over my bellend. Might seem a bit strange, but I wouldn't know. I've never watched another man in the toilet before.
Fat Boy Mendoza Posted January 22, 2011 Author Posted January 22, 2011 Unless you piss on your hands what really is the need? Do you wash your hands everytime you scratch yourself?  No but it's not the same thing. If I scratched my face because I had an itch that would not be the same as if I had a itch deep in the crevasse of my arse-hole. If I had to scratch my naked arse-hole with a finger then I would definitely wash my hands. If I scratched my face then I would feel the need to wash my hand.  Put it this way, if one of your mates handed you over a pint in the pub would you drink it ?? Of course you would. If the same mate got his cock out and wiped his helmet around the end of the pint glass before he handed it over to you would you still drink from it ?? I think not. What if his cock was clean, like KillerTwists? I really need to stop talking about his cock, else I'll become the forum expert  It could be the cleanest cock in the world but would you want it rubbed around the place where you drink from ?
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