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Didn't like Freaky's last offering, which is a relief as I was starting to get scared by how close his picks were to mine.

Shocked that you don't go all giddy for Cuddy. Maybe it's the fact that she's in a position of power on House that does it for me. Or maybe it's the cleavage. Yeah, probably the cleavage.

 

I never knew Mariska Hargitay was that old, otherwise I'd have included her in a heartbeat. She looks like she's constantly holding back the urge to ravish you to death.

 

EDIT: Sorry, used the word "constantly" twice in one sentence. Bad form.

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41. And getting better with each and every fucking second.

 

Oh fuck, no. Prior to a shag with McCall, I'd be hoping she'd have got struck dumb. And also that I'd go blind before the big deed, so I wouldn't have to see those stupid expressions that are on the rotten cow's face. Fail.

 

Seeing Amanda Holden on here is disappointing, too. I thought we were trying to pick those mature ladies who haven't succumbed to too much plastic surgery and/or Botox yet. I'd have a slice, obviously, but it's a shame that some of these women are too shallow to allow themselves to grow old naturally.

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