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Oh I know it's not the standard welsh accent, it's the standard welsh accent with that wonderful nasal drawl you get from cities.Either way, welsh bashing aside, surely the point here is that ronin's clearly a paedophile and touches his children at night. In a bad way. Other than that of course people mock the welsh, but I'm sure you're big and tough enough not to let it bother you.MMMMkay?

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Who is gonna be the first SHITARSE to get an honoury mention for good sportsmanship (should that be sportsmanSHIT?) by posting a picture of themselves with a "I AM A SHIRTARSE" t-shirt on or something? Sat there, thumbs up with a massive shit eating grin of their face. This thread in the background on the computer would be a nice touch.Also where can I see video of the aforementioned fat racist cunt Ronin??

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So, do you reckon Ronin wouldn't touch up a Welsh child because he wouldn't be sexually attracted to it?

 

He'd probably prefer Welsh children because they wouldn't stink of Walker's Crisps.

 

 

Oh I know it's not the standard welsh accent, it's the standard welsh accent with that wonderful nasal drawl you get from cities.

Either way, welsh bashing aside, surely the point here is that ronin's clearly a paedophile and touches his children at night. In a bad way. Other than that of course people mock the welsh, but I'm sure you're big and tough enough not to let it bother you.

MMMMkay? quote]

 

And where are you from again?

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Is this the same Ronin who did a show for GNP two years ago? Funny story, he wore a mask in his match, fair enough, at least three other wrestlers have done the same. But later, an unmasked man with the exact same build came out and wandered around the venue for a bit while the fans were still there. Oh yeah, and he wore a T-Shirt with "RONIN" written in massive letters. :rolleyes:

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So, do you reckon Ronin wouldn't touch up a Welsh child because he wouldn't be sexually attracted to it?

He'd probably prefer Welsh children because they wouldn't stink of Walker's Crisps.

Oh I know it's not the standard welsh accent, it's the standard welsh accent with that wonderful nasal drawl you get from cities.Either way, welsh bashing aside, surely the point here is that ronin's clearly a paedophile and touches his children at night. In a bad way. Other than that of course people mock the welsh, but I'm sure you're big and tough enough not to let it bother you.MMMMkay?

And where are you from again?
Hertfordshire.
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Is this the same Ronin who did a show for GNP two years ago? Funny story, he wore a mask in his match, fair enough, at least three other wrestlers have done the same. But later, an unmasked man with the exact same build came out and wandered around the venue for a bit while the fans were still there. Oh yeah, and he wore a T-Shirt with "RONIN" written in massive letters. :rolleyes:

thats because he's a mark for himself. if he sold the t-shirt at the show and was plugging it then it might make a bit more sense, but what he does is pretty much the equal of wearing a name tag.
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Well you live round and about near London so I can assume from that you speak like a Cockney and love eating Jellied Eels. Your stuff doesn't sound all that insulting when it's done, "The wa'er in Majorca don' taste like wot it ough' a" style.

Hee, you can assume that if you like sir. But it's really not the case, as anyone who's been to hertfordshire will tell you. I've heard the cardiff accent on the other hand, on quite a few occasions, and it's very silly indeed.
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Well you live round and about near London so I can assume from that you speak like a Cockney and love eating Jellied Eels. Your stuff doesn't sound all that insulting when it's done, "The wa'er in Majorca don' taste like wot it ough' a" style.

STFU, FFS - it was a joke. Just chill out and stop getting your knickers in a twist. Nobody cares except you.
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Is this the same Ronin who did a show for GNP two years ago? Funny story, he wore a mask in his match, fair enough, at least three other wrestlers have done the same. But later, an unmasked man with the exact same build came out and wandered around the venue for a bit while the fans were still there. Oh yeah, and he wore a T-Shirt with "RONIN" written in massive letters. :rolleyes:

thats because he's a mark for himself. if he sold the t-shirt at the show and was plugging it then it might make a bit more sense, but what he does is pretty much the equal of wearing a name tag.
To be fair, I think Tracy Smothers had the Gimmick table monopoly that day, with two full tables. Hardly anyone else got a look in.
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I am dissed by newports David Brent.

David Brent's a paper salesman, not a banker. But this is really among the lesser of the stupid things you wrote.

Well, I spent my weekend productively, gathering sleaze and posting it on an internet forum. I rock.From this I see a sleazy person with no social life probably into kiddie porn and such like. Bullied at school probably by fat people hence his dislike of me.

I understand with your lack of ability to use capital letters and punctuation in the right place, you'd struggle to get even the most basic comedy.

Like wrestling because he thought it would make him tough found he could only be an mc (big gob no bollocks) his hate of the wrestlers getting over with the fans especially the kids.

Do you think the MC for your own company is a "big gob no bollocks"?

WE KNOW WHAT'S BEST. WE'RE THE INTERNET.This statement shows that he marks for himself may be a little to much. Thinks he is the whole internet, power crazed this is the sign of a bullied no mark who represses hatred towards normal people. His life is dull I mean there is not much use for bank managers in Wales there is no money and no jobs so he just sits at his computer planning how he will rule the internet.

IT'S A JOKE. My god, you're an idiot as well as a terrible worker.

I am not angry about moj I feel sad for him. I mean I am ex bouncer, chartered engineer, married two kids, and karate instructor.Pro wrestler, promoter and live in England. So I am quite lucky.Moj

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