jimufctna24 Posted December 19, 2009 Posted December 19, 2009 Well, we're underway and what a sad sight Wayne Mardle just was. He had an absolute shocker. Not very often you see pros missing single numbers and going out of the board. He's been on a decline for a while but tonight was just dreadful for the bloke. Went out 3-0 to a relative unknown Artut for those who didn't see it. Mardle's done after that at the highest level I'd have thought. When Artur kept missing those doubles for the match Mardle looked like he wasn't trying to hit them so the match would be over, before eventually going for it as it was dragging on. Just a random non-darting observation, but how gay does Kevin McDine look? Me and my brother call Mcdine Mrs Doubtfire Seems like a nice enough dude though Mardlle was just depressing last night Quote
The Cum Doctor Posted December 26, 2009 Posted December 26, 2009 Lineup for the next round, and my predictions ... Phil Taylor 4-0 Steve Hine Robert Thornton 4-1 Jyhan Artut Adrian Lewis 4-2 Wes Newton Kevin McDine 4-3 Barrie Bates Mervyn King 4-2 Co Stompe Alan Tabern 4-1 Mark Dudbridge John Part 4-1 Kirk Shepherd Mark Webster 4-3 Peter Manley Raymond Van Barneveld 4-1 Brendan Dolan Kevin Painter 4-2 Vincent Van Der Voort Gary Anderson 4-3 Ronnie Baxter Denis Ovens 4-3 Colin Lloyd Terry Jenkins 4-2 Darin Young Simon Whitlock 4-1 Wayne Jones James Wade 4-1 Michael Van Gerwen Andy Hamilton 4-3 Steve Beaton Quote
The Cum Doctor Posted December 28, 2009 Posted December 28, 2009 I was going to wait untill this afternoon's session was done, but with all of the Kirk Shepherd fans on here, I've decided to let you know that he has beaten John Part 4-1. After the match, he actually burst into tears. I can't wait to see how he celebrates his next win. The other results so far in this round have been ... Co Stompe 4-2 Mervyn King Kevin McDine 4-0 Barrie Bates Adrian Lewis 4-2 Wes Newton Mark Dudbridge 4-3 Alan Tabern Phil Taylor 4-0 Steve Hine Robert Thornton 4-1 Jyhan Artut Colin Lloyd 4-3 Denis Ovens Kirk Shepherd 4-1 John Part Quote
Baz Windham Posted December 28, 2009 Posted December 28, 2009 Yeah, Part was the absolute pits. Shepherd would have been battered by a half decent Part. Cracking match just when it got going between Van der Voort and Painter. Wanted Van der Voort to win really, Painter bores me a bit. Both played very well though. Quote
Moderators PowerButchi Posted December 28, 2009 Moderators Posted December 28, 2009 I really enjoyed seeing Paedo Stompe giving that cunt a fucking kicking. Quote
The Cum Doctor Posted December 28, 2009 Posted December 28, 2009 I really enjoyed seeing Paedo Stompe giving that cunt a fucking kicking. Co Stompe was brilliant. It should be noted that Kirk Shepherd has now made it to the last 16 and hasn't averaged over 80 in either match he has played. When he comes up against anything half decent, he has had it. I quite like Kevin Painter. He has a look about him that says "you fuck with me, I'll stab you in the eye with my dart.". I'm a huge fan of Van Der Voort though, so I wanted to see him go through. A potential Barney/Painter match in the next round though. Quote
Magnum Milano Posted December 28, 2009 Posted December 28, 2009 I was going to wait untill this afternoon's session was done, but with all of the Kirk Shepherd fans on here, I've decided to let you know that he has beaten John Part 4-1. After the match, he actually burst into tears. I can't wait to see how he celebrates his next win. Cant be as bad as his celebration in the Grand Slam, when after beating Steve Maish he went wild, jumping around the stage and fucking up his ankle in the process. Quote
The Cum Doctor Posted December 28, 2009 Posted December 28, 2009 I was going to wait untill this afternoon's session was done, but with all of the Kirk Shepherd fans on here, I've decided to let you know that he has beaten John Part 4-1. After the match, he actually burst into tears. I can't wait to see how he celebrates his next win. Cant be as bad as his celebration in the Grand Slam, when after beating Steve Maish he went wild, jumping around the stage and fucking up his ankle in the process. That celebration wasn't bad. It was great. Not the actual celebration itself, but the fact that he acted like a cock and paid the price. Quote
The Cum Doctor Posted December 28, 2009 Posted December 28, 2009 Raymond Van Barneveld hit a nine darter in the third set against Brendan Dolan, showing that even when he's playing shit, he can still do good. Oh, and he still tanked the poor bastard. Quote
Magnum Milano Posted December 29, 2009 Posted December 29, 2009 Raymond Van Barneveld hit a nine darter in the third set against Brendan Dolan, showing that even when he's playing shit, he can still do good. Here it is: Barney's Nine Darter Quote
Paid Members Hitman 25:17 Posted December 30, 2009 Paid Members Posted December 30, 2009 Guy in the crowd wearing The Road Warriors spiky shoulderpads and what looked like Hawk's make-up. You have to love a darts crowd. Adrian Lewis wasn't too keen on them mind you. Quote
Baz Windham Posted December 30, 2009 Posted December 30, 2009 Webster and Whitlock looked awesome today, especially Webster, lethal on the 19's cover shot. Glad to see them both doing well in the PDC. Quote
jimufctna24 Posted December 30, 2009 Posted December 30, 2009 Stompe played very well as well 102 average Quote
Famous Mortimer Posted December 30, 2009 Posted December 30, 2009 Don't watch this on a big telly in HD. It's the only sport which could do with special low-definition, so you can't see every bingo-wing wobble and badly shaved, ugly face. Jesus, it's hideous. Quote
The Cum Doctor Posted January 1, 2010 Posted January 1, 2010 If you're even CLOSE to being a darts fan, get onto Sky Sports now. Simon Whitlock is putting on the kind of performance darts fans dream of. Quote
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