Cannibal Man

torn on that particular statement because while it isn't really true it's also a spectacular wind up

4 hours ago, cobra_gordo said:

Crush's music was one of the biggest reasons I loved him so much as a kid.

Yeah that Summerslam 92 match might aswell have been on Superstars or something but the entance with his music as the suns just gone down and crowd going mad, love it. Baiscally just Sid's theme from a few months back with a massive intro.

I didn't cry but then the watermark for that seems to be something like the end of Diary Of A Country Priest when the caretaker explains to the vicar that even Christ knew the silence of God or the bit in Blankman with Damon Wayans when his robot dies

3 hours ago, DavidB6937 said:

Well whatever happens it's got to be better than 99% of the suggestions on here so that's something.

just let em wrestle, 30 minutes, no gimmicks, no interference. Sean O'Haire run in as Devil's Advocate, give Raven the book. Moredecai, sympathetic Hassan, new Nation of Domination, writes itself.

Pepsi Plunge to Marko Stunt, jobs a good'n

Dirty filthy bastard, get off the train. People trying to get home and all sorts.

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Some excellent points from @BomberPat, People do act like this is only a problem in wrestling and not the wide world. Several years after Me Too movement, many actors with allegations are still working in Hollywood, Some British wrestler with very vague allegations works a show and people act like Hitler has just returned form the dead.

I would like to add there seems to be this idea on twitter that all the 'social media ' Companies (ie Progress and all those who want to be like them) are the majority of British Wrestling, where Family Shows are just a small side product, when, in reality, its the complete opposite.

I do find it hard scrolling through Twitter some days with certain accounts acting like British Wrestling began about 4 years ago and the family shows are 'ruining' their latest hipster obsession. I don't know but a very cynical side of me thinks people are just upset because they started to like wrestling about 4 years ago and bought into the propaganda 'wholesome' idea progress etc used to put out and are suddenly upset that a business with roots in carnivals is full of carnies...

Yeah you make an excellent point about imaginary people and total bollocks here

Jacques Rougeau seems like he really has had the last laugh over every single person he worked with. Full of laughs and stories, showing his mucles off, everyone else getting all sad that their mate was a tit.

8 hours ago, Thunderplex said:

lightened by possibly the worst lookie likey they have used yet.

wall to wall grim this one, but in the middle that clip of Jake talking about being sat off in a motel with a lamp on his head and then the subsequent dramatisation of that with him going WAHEY arms in the air on a fucking couch. I've honestly been thinking of it more than anything else.

genuinely think they've forgotten that NXT UK still exists

Convinced that Strowman's level if the world wasn't the way it is would be some SUPERSTARS OF AMERICAN SLAM WRESTLING tour as headliner. Boring, boring man with fuck all there, like watching a neighbour go about their day inside their own house from your own yard. Never seen it once with him.

Disappointing one this, wasn't after a burial or anything but JR and Cornette felt pretty unecessary and completely wasted time talking about shite both of them know doesn't matter at all. Both of them would have been around in some capacity when Warrior went through Mid South and Memphis wouldn't they? Best either of them could do was whinge about his promos and a free waste of time to Arizona and back. JR probably just still annoyed Blade Runner Rock was the most successful Mid South alumni.

His first wife was great, whole thing humanised Warrior better than Self Destruction or the A&E one managed to too, I thought. Don't think a guys ever had a worst post wrestling look than Warrior though. Not one haircut or beard that fucker gave himself ever looked right. That shot of him in his suit with the goatee and long hair was the highlight of all that, that or that old video of him going berserk at the college and everyone cheering him like fucking Eric Morecambe or somebody whenever he says something stupid.

Also, did he have absolutely no fucking mates? Unless i'm forgetting there wasn't anybody on there apart from his ex obviously who was just his mate. It reminded me of that Chevy Chase roast where nobody shows up because he was a cunt for years.

1 hour ago, Arthur B. Funky said:

Douchebag in real life

in what way?

Hang on, the Montreal one was the one that descended into that fucking weird Cornette/Russo thing? Fair play to Bret then, fully in the right, i'd have snapmared anyone approaching me after that

Pillman's mate, the old guy, this is who you need more of on TV. Someone with zero reverence for the bollocks of wrestling higher ups and respect and whatever else. Someone with that spirit of no sacrificin' fuck all but American. That little bit between him, with Bischoff givng it the auld "DID I SIGN BRIAN PILLMAN? WHOS TO SAY' then suddenly 'yeah him and Vince are a pair of fucking marks'. Beautiful.

the only MLW anyone needs at this point is LA Park. Get him on RAW. NXT if they need him there contractually, get the 300lb skeleton flying about shooting on refs immediately

she's gone full Corkhill

2 hours ago, gmoney said:

Is there any truth to the rumour Meltzer has had surgery to look more like a muscley Lou Reed? 

He's a Voltron/Megazord of Right Said Fred

absolutely not, he might aswell have his willy hanging out the front of his jeans and a pair of those Groucho glasses on

he absolutely cannot under any circumstance say daddy's home

Ideal situation then is to get out of wrestling fandom and just get bang into reading the annual stock reports, loads of fun!

loved watching Hogans eyes drain of any sort of life while they're making him fuck arse about in a pirate suit to boos

Felt like I was going through some kind of psychostic break during the Strowman match. One of the stupiudest fucking builds or reasons for anything i've ever seen. Up there with Jericho and Kane fighting over coffee.

would a Redheaded Stepchild match not make more sense then

good thing his wife's arse was there to call somebody