Cannibal Man

Ryback was done when he cut that promo about The Secret and the power of positive thinking and reinforcement. Same show Cesaro cut a promo and fucked any chance they were going to give him for the future, but all the focus went to that and not much about auld Ronnie Back going full Richard & Judy book club.

Probably above any real punishment being a Flair, and she's the go to women's main event. If missing Wrestlemania is the worst they could do i'd have asked for next year off too if I had the hand she's been dealt there.

making fun of the thigh slapping ban doesn't seem too out of sorts, it's taking the piss out of a weird company foible rather than talent or anything. It isn't exactly Shane Douglas in a car park with balloons, or Shane Douglas buying a ticket to RAW and getting thrown out, or Shane Douglas phoning  Bill Busch

haven't looked this up in the thread to see if its mentioned yet but the switch from 'ARSE' to people actually saying 'ASS' out loud is one of those things where you find yourself thinkng "I could definitely shoot someone if it came down to it"

the Jake The Snake one'll be a can of coke

Some of the camera decisions were a little wacky given the FMW influenced nature of everything going on. When they did that spot outside to the floor with the explosion they shot it so you could see exactly what the fuck was going on, pyro going off a few feet away with minimal danger. I've seen that in a million FMW tapes and it's clearly what they're doing but they have the sense to shoot it looking in toward the explosion so you basically aren't zooming in on Paul Daniels hands.

Yeah that last explosion, fuck me. Takes nerve to brush it off after charging for a PPV as it was supposed to be shit, what do you want etc

4 hours ago, Shy Dad said:

If Strowman kills a McMahon after the year of TV they've put us through he becomes the biggest Babyface in wrestling.

Shane's coming off the Pirate ship isn't he?

I think at this point he'd have to ganso bomb Vince off something

1 hour ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

So, mission accomplished.

He said that as he fed for the choke slam, he jumped into it and Equaliser, rather than go with the lift and then slam Tommy to his back, he just pushed back against Tommy’s throat/chest hard. So as he jumped upwards into the Equaliser, he got tilted back hard by the push so he landed on his head.

He said he was knocked out pretty goofy, and Rude came in soon after and asked if he was alright. 
 

People weren’t happy with Equaliser after the match.

Brilliant work mate, cheers for this! absolutely adore that match, has to be one of the maddest bumps ive ever seen.

Always thought he was a bit underwhelming til that heel run towards his first break/retirement which in itself is a HOF worthy performance. That "HA! I'M THE MAN!" he yelled during some fucking segment around then, forget who it was with or anything but it wasn't even on mic, he just got his own way and delivered this perfect Stenier style "HAAA! I'M THE MAN!" always has me pissing myself. He started all that by battering Rey didn't he? I seem to recall he fucks him about at the end of a tag and has him face to face and booms "YOUUUU WEREEE SPOSSSSE BE MAH FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN"

had Addleston 93 Tivo'd for tonight, no point now!!!!

yeah the grandad trackies knocked the Rock down a few points here too, still comes up sometimes.

9 hours ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

Fun story, I found out two weeks ago that my mate Tommy actually is Tommy Tanna.

He goes by Thomas Treiber now and ring announces our boxing shows on BT Sport. I knew he’d been a bodybuilder in Chicago and had done a bit of wrestling, but not to the level he did.

There is a fun WCW squash match on YouTube with The Hollywood Blondes vs Tommy Tanna and Rick Tango that he sent me. Very fun.

ah, that's fantastic! I'll check out the match. Next time you talk try and ask about what the idea was for that head first chokeslam, it's mental.

I know World War 3, the match, is a bit shite and a struggle but it's heaven for weirdo participants in there with top guys. Absolutely adore that stuff. WCW did the best job matches from what i've seen so far. There's an Equalizer/Rick Rude match where Tommy Tanna takes an irish whip into a chokeslam from Equalizer and I don't know what either of them were going for but they clearly were in the same area and Tanna takes it basically on top of his head and flips over. I don't know if he proper fucked himself from it but Equalizer has him into the corner and forcing his head back. ridiculous, July 31 Saturday Night if that's on the Network.

Joey Maggs and Sid from Clash XIV is another good one but you need the entrance with Sid spinning round.

What degree of conman d'you have to be to sell someone on moving from the US/Japan to Milton Keynes in February 2021 ? Has to be about a 9 on the Jim Bowen-O-Meter

Imagine him as Doink instead, still would have worked, guarantee

it's mad that the HBK matches had to be the standard til he clearly just couldn't be fucked any more. The embarrassing cryarsing in all the HHH matches never did anything for me. CM Punk match was good and worth it just for that mad bit where they had Punk pur the ashes of Paul Bearer onto himself and rub it into his skin

Had enough time to blitz through a Great Muta in WCW best of and a DOOM best of recently. Never seen much of DOOM before this but they're one of those teams I liked based on look alone. First few matches they've got these horrifying sex murderer masks on and fuck off evil cloaks, both look the part from the off and the matches are spectacular. Obviously not technical masterpieces but the kind of tag stuff WCW seemed perfect at earlier on as in just four enormous fucking men go mental for 12 minutes. Also realised, if you look at Teddy Long with a flashier bandana on from behind it looks like he's got a Pentagon mask on.

Great Muta was mostly jobbers getting fucked in. Can't get enough of that.

he needed 9 people to curtain him off so he could go for a piss when I saw him, whereas the lad dressed up as Undertaker was letting you hold his collection of yellow and blue Intercontinental belts and fucking all sorts, even the lad dressed as Doink was better at fan interaction.

5 minutes ago, DavidB6937 said:

Did he sleep with your sister or something?

he stuck his entire head up my cock

He's an insecure old cunt who wants people to fear and respect him because he's got fuck all else behind his eyes. They're better off without him teaching anyone anything because he'd be basically looking for himself or just twat everyone about and tell them computer games are for 'antifa'. Man has rocks in his fucking tiny shit skull, don't let him teach anyone anything.

Thing is aswell though, literally everyone on the right is a cunt and stinks of shit and cuts about with their wife or husband in matching coats on Sundays in small villages buying carveries and taking it in turns to go for a piss in a car park toilet in case someone nicks the Vauxhall

Sinner mate it's not like you've got any particularly bad points here, but one group of people are being pushed to violence by a country that's openly murdering them, historically fucked them at every turn and the other group are wound up racists who don't know what the fucks real any more. There's no discourse or debate, it's been had. What does a person who storms Capitol Hill with a working gallows outside holding zip ties and backed by actual fucking police, secutiy and other state goons want to debate? Who's talking people chanting for the death of the vice president of the party they voted for down from the fucking ledge?

Chris Jericho's a cunt and chickens are finally coming home to roost on a lot of arseholes like him who've been brushing all this wank off as a sincere chat between opposing minds when it's terrifiedpeople on both sides, one with a racist country on it's side. One who can get away with it and one who get their heads panned in at violin vigils for dead kids.

Hearing all opinions no matter how fucked and weird and dangerous and responding with the fucking Sean O'Haire HEY WHOS FOR ME TO SAY? EARTH? FLAT? HEY, I DONT KNOW FOLKS doesn't work. The definitive end to all that was the other day when people who think Tom Hanks drinks kids spinal fluid stormed the fucking American senate. Fascism and science denial go hand in hand. Jericho's pushed and has helped push all this shit for the past four years and i'm fucking pigshit sick of excuses for the bald fat cunt.

How tall is he? Because in all seriousness I reckon it'd take me about 30 seconds max to get him in a triangle choke and i'm only guessing what one is here

Hogan's cunning enough to know it's open season now if anyone gets a live mic on him, he'd never let it happen scripted or not. If you started taking the piss you'd be able to fill the three hours.  Probably never gonna happen. Did you see his face at that HOF show when Austin and Bret ignored him before then Austin got a fuck off pop for talking about kicking him in his arse? Man looked like he was practicing for the divorce.