Cannibal Man

id want Vader to just shit on me, it's been that sort of year, get me behind a photocopier and shit on me mate

Get Bob Holly calling Gangrel both Dracula and a 'Fat Bastard' from RAW on that Bob Holly comp. No idea if the match is any good but that's probably the greatest thing he ever did

It's been happening in indies for ages that whole RVD/Lynn freeze as prep for doing a spot, Janela does it a lot. I barely notice shit like that when I watch wrestling but any time I stuck PWG on last year he'd be in the undercard and inevitably a few times a match would just freeze in place waiting for things. Fucking madness. Makes sense it'd slip in once they started hoovering indies up.

can you not see his cock in any of his matches? who's gonna be the one to go through every tag with the Equalizer to check?

nearly all of BSK seem like they'd be complete tits so you have to take that into account re social distancing and masks

Remember for years people theorising how Undertaker's retirement was going to be handle, this great protector of kayfabe and the biggest and most beloved 'character' they've had, maybe he'll quietly go off into the night like the big deadman biker silently forever, so it feels odd to now be getting a vibe of when lads film their own holidays abroad instead.

1 hour ago, Kaz Hayashi said:

10 quid on Mideon to feature.

odds on naked mideon?

in fairness, Big Daddy wasn't as popular as Santo AND he didn't beat up as many vampires, werewolves, vampire women, werewolf women or vampire werewolf women either

There's no full set but i've got a stack of blank discs that are all shows from during then after the three DVD sets that I think go up to the Philly move, but i'd have to put myself through watching them to be sure. I'll check whats written on em though. I think it's up to about 02, not sure anybody lasted much longer archiving after that TBH. I know ye olde tape trader Wild Bill Brown had tons of em.

Should traffic wardens be armed

that Ready Or Not entrance theme is so fucking good, I remember a mate getting the fancam of the show, or shows, might have been two, from SST and wasting a Saturday alone watching the fucking lot of them

DDP's got an insane looking kite and he's always on the game trying to sell his bollocks, same niceness as a QVC guest, Peter Simon esque, he's a wildcard tbh

The Rock's got a very American TV nice about him, would not be surprised if behind closed doors he's kicking kids as far as he can across the car park

35 minutes ago, Merzbow said:

Is it really a balance or would it just be adding bullshit from another angle? I really think it'd be difficult to find many people who wouldn't have their own agenda on either side.

Who in wrestling is impartial about Vincent K McMahon?

There's other historians obviously but Dave's the name, thinkng more in that capacity than anything if they did get him, he doesn't seem the type to try and get jokes in or crack wise or talk bollocks with facts and figures much either tbh but yeah, there's no way this doesn't just end up some insane Rashomon thing

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Why is Meltzer the perfect guy for this?

Pretty invaluable for fact checking and that kind of thing i'd imagine. Decent balance to all the utter shit yer Pritchard's etc are almost certain to be shovelling, Probably really annoy everyone at Titan too.

Maybe the Flair/Funk match from Starrcade 2000?

Anyone know if Mike Awesome blew his knee out getting out of the ring at the first One Night Stand or did it happen before? he had enough in him to do that head first dive into the floor for the finish

favourite out of all those weird 90s Japan one offs or short runs is Doink in WAR

amazing that they clearly tried and tried to not fuck these two names up and the best they could do is 'UK exclusive PPV'

Read the recap to get to grips with this new group of goths and fuck me - a main event promise of Orton and McIntyre in 2020, who's dad is that for

8 hours ago, quote the raven said:

Why the fuck did Matt not just call it there and then?

He'd just Tombstoned himself into a concrete floor off a scaffold, cognitive abilities probably need a while to get going again

someone should just fucking brain him with a folding chair while he's in gorilla, just full on steroid era Barry Bonds home run right to the old cunts head then pull his kecks off while he's crying on the floor

really enjoy the St Valentine's Day Massacre one with the blag 20's/30's vibe, first minute and a half of this then it turns into STRIDEX THE REVOLUTIONARY FORCE IN WESTERN UNION guy - https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1vvqms

sorry but thats got to be a cardboard cutout, look at the way Davey Boy's propping it up trying not to laugh

are his shoulders real there, or whatever they are? DELTOIDS? how has he done that?