Cannibal Man

he's wrestling in a magicians casual wear, if he was any good at anything else I reckon he'd be doing it

and I wonder who got the power pack

Tell you what when Punk finds out he hasn't quite been living up to the undefined rules of the pretend name he professionally wrestles under I can see him packing it in. Anyone actually ever seen him walking a dog using a shitty length of blue plastic rope and two shoelaces as a lead? Makes you think

16 minutes ago, Gay as FOOK said:

Sometimes a guy having a brilliant mind because he...listens to Burzum records

you don't need intelligence to do that, just a coiled dog turd where your brain would be

this is only the third line in

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Phil Brooks, the actor who plays Punk on television and seemingly can’t stop being him even in his unscripted time, is as phony as they come.

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That reads like a Livejournal entry. Just looked up the guys Twitter and it's full of advice on fantasy legal proceedings over what happened. Gum receedingly dull shite from a very boring bastard.

WWE would have Ted Bundy on if it meant viewers, they'd let Punk walk back today

Hilarious they decided to send Drew out on this level of hype to then debut Anonymous Jebend #6 and have him sing Oasis with the worlds biggest cunt after losing. Can honestly say I never saw any of that coming.

His persona as a divorced tit is finally paying off, well done Laurence mate. Shame that persona of married, mates and regular acting jobs didn't work out but we all have to earn a few bob somehow.

it's loads of fun being able to call HHH a fathead cunt no matter the circumstance

really wish they'd give up on this international farm system shite but it feels like this might be Triple Aitch's version of Vince and Hillbilly gimmicks/fat dancing blokes.

I heard he phoned himself to break the news

if I was Michael Cole and i'd called Wrestlemania 15 and it took this long for people to go "ah he's actually good now" i'd be making lists of names and learning combat stances

3 hours ago, RedRooster said:

One advantage that Triple H has on Tony Khan, is that he actually knows how to come across as likeable

Disagreed on this, cant think of a time when HHH hasn't come across as the ultimate twat

i'd like to see them try to bring Onita in just to fuck with AEW and Mox & co

I agree with these calls to bring Kevin Nash in to book, that's probably the fastest and funniest way to fuck everything up

18 minutes ago, jazzygeofferz said:

 It's be weird if we ended up with Pritchard, Jarrett & Mantell booking WWE. 

"get feuding over stolen glittery jackets NOW the FUCKING LOT OF YOU"

wave after wave of unstoppable ropes of cum shot absolutely everywhere on the hour every hour and throughout the show

this'll be the one lads, we'll get to the bottom of it this time around

ive been staring at the word (??) BULLAPEPLANET for hours, I can see it's supposed to be Bull Ape Planet but it reads like BULLA PEP PLANET like the name of a master golfer or some cunt

WHO THE FUCK DOES HE THINK HE IS

1 hour ago, wandshogun09 said:

Does anyone know why Dave Taylor and his wife were wandering around by the house with a tray of cold cuts yet?

"am no wanderin' round wi fuck all"

often bankrupt myself on films on Blu Ray from Arrow, 88, Eureka and Vinegar Syndrome. Only really gone into overdrive since more of the UK companies started releasing kung fu films in HD. I can go into HMV soon if I want and buy a nice 4K scan of Seventh Curse full of extras and every imaginable language and subtitle option rather than having to send a cheque to an American with a five week turnaround for a DVD-R so it's been an expensive but good couple of years.