Cannibal Man

On 5/25/2023 at 12:18 PM, David said:

PE teachers in British high schools were doing that, so it's hardly the mark of someone who is harbouring a dark personality with potential to kill.

that sounds about right TBH

making sense of Kingdom Hearts is easier than this shite

11 hours ago, WyattSheepMask said:

Bet he doesn’t even listen to Rollins Band, although it probably would explain a lot

I need to know if he's into the Leeds era or the Krishna jazz metal period

I get its the only old wrestling world type excitement in ages but the first thing I saw yesterday when the news broke was cunts asking if this might be a symptom of CTE as if he was doddering around the car park like fucking Mike Baldwin. Absolutely no fucker has Occams Razor on the mind.

whats Tommy Boyd up to these days

47 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said:

Wait a second... His real name is Tyson and he chooses to go by Kenny?! What a fucking dork.

he's not an alsatian!

BUGGERING MYSELF

wishing this horrible cunt and his bald pig eyed new mate the absolute worst in every avenue of their lives

Enjoyed everything apart from whatever the fuck the McAfee thing was near the end, just everything I cannot fucking stand about WWE in one go.  Miz has proper Jeff Brazier vibes now with his da's suit and doing betting adverts with a forever shithead like Corbin. Logan Paul and the cunt in the bottle can fuck off too but OTHERWISE this was a great show and i'm looking forward to tonight a lot.

close it down, demolish and tarmac tonys gaff turn it into £5 parking all day

7 hours ago, Merzbow said:

does any company even have pensions at all?

havent got concrete information on this but in a week when the second biggest news in wrestling is someone getting stabbed in the cock with a syringe I would not committ myself to the notion

Fucking hell it's so boring now. Wade Keller and the Moxley podcast all coming together on the same day is helping kill my interest in any of this stone dead. Most of the eye I was keeping on it was, TBH, some sort of foul self satisfaction in reading people talking about it all still as if Punk had shot a beloved head of state but this today is me now realising im sat in the same dogshit as everyone else.

It's gone on too long. Both sides needs to drop it and fuck off and get on with whatever else they want to do with their lives. It's such a shit and unecessary thing still hanging over the company and more and more deep dives into what happened when its just money and wankers is just pure fucking gum receeding territory. Think I might have Clockwork Orange Sid's Survivor Series 96 for the rest of the night.

The only clothes Chris Jericho owns are the ones he wrestles in, he drives to and from matches and walks around his house in them, nothing will convince me otherwise. He's on the couch in his gaff right now on the arm of the couch with his baseball bat resting on the back of his neck as he looks into his phone. Prove me wrong. 

"Left.... in high spirits.... to indulge....in my favourite hobby...of...shite"

Nahh sorry that videos amazing, it's a lad dressed like Dave Perry being set alight and fucked across a working mens club into a wall by a muscleman and everyone sort of going "oooooh, oh no..." like someones fell at a wedding. I cannot see a single thing to dislike about what ive just summarised.

Been going on for what feels like fucking days this already. None of this is worth it. I hate myself for essentially doing a handstand into a toilet bowl to get a look at the hows and whys of this fucking crap situation OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

1 hour ago, WyattSheepMask said:

Isn’t it incredible how folk always seem to pass away right when they’re on the best of terms with The Hulkster

wont be wiping my arse tonight, RIP big man

3 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

rather that it should have its own thread for discussion

anyone here like arses? big fan of arses here, looking for other people who love arses, any arses will do me, I will not be stopped or questoned in my pursuit of arses or people will discover what I am capable of

yeah it's more like Total Wipeout being sold to the Mugabe regime than anything else

for fucking fuck sake, jesus christ

The idea of Jericho in PWG was pretty fun but seeing the photos of Tay/Sammy/Hager suddenly dropped the arse out of the it for me. Absolutely no thanks to any of those cunts or their AEW TV tier twattery shiteing things up while PWG are already doing less shows. Bring back P AVALON if you're doing that at least.

I saw Soft Cell at the O2 a few years ago and stayed at the Raddison over the river and in the morning we sat down eating the buffet breakfast for about ten minutes before staff came over to tell us it wasnt complimentary,  it was going to be 40 bullets each. The way the guy looked at us when we found out is one of those things you just never forget but since it was our fault we obviously paid it and very quickly and politely left.

Please don't get stung with 80 quid breakfast, be aware.

Suppose if you're going to make a bollocks of everything you might aswell wait til your last match

"he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, he doesn't seem be living, until he bites ya and the black eyes roll over white"