Cannibal Man

23 hours ago, Nick James said:

Speaking of whom, seems to have popped up alongside Drake Wuertz to the shock of no one.

Elias donated to Drake's political campaigning so him and Jaxxsckson probably get along fine

proper 'Showaddywaddy supporting Einsturzende Neubauten' vibes on the co main event

hope he cries and shits himself and has to be pulled away with his kecks round his ankles leaving two big brown trails from the ring up the ramp and off into Gorilla, show off the air, company closed forever

Imagine him crying

he wont, but imagine he went to jail? I think i'd shit myself to sleep laughing hearing that

I think first and foremost they need to hide the negatives and accentuate the positives.

the music and threatening to stab Jerry Lawler in the face on commentary just for talking to him IMO makes two good cases for Ministry Undertaker, in fact for a third add that promo at Fully Loaded 99 wherre Terry Taylor asks if he's alright and goes THE MOST DANGEROUS ANIMAL IS A HURT ANIMAL! NOW YOU GET OUT MY FACE TAYLOR, YOU UNDERSTAND HUH, BOY? YOU UNDERSTAND???? and throws him into a whiteboard

UK Taker is canonically the real Undertaker in my head, he let us arse about with his collection of intercontinental titles with different color straps and everything for free, real Undertaker never even won the intercontinental belt.

that looks like numerous tramps

great how they couldnt get stubby cans for the end and Austin had to down big tins of Special Brew

hang about, there's an NXT UK??

Glyn fom Big Brother, Mr Love Eggs from Goldie Lookin' Chain and then just say Robocop's from Wales

Knoxville or Bunny, the other two have Miz level 'causes receeding gums' style proper cunt aura bout them

He's coming back against Rollins and he's doing the fucking dive, he's doing the biggest furthest dive he fucking can and he's going to be head to toe in that clobber for cunts who are too thick to get into the army. He's going to fly. Fucking "Whooooooooosh!" he's gonna go. Metres, Clive. The cunts going metres. I can manifest this. I can make it happen with thought.

hope it's true, bust out that big dive to the outside one more time big man, you can do it, we (I) believe in you

it's clear to me that i'll be using the miracle of time travel to volley a syringe out of Richard Rude's cock

Austin'll march down the ramp in his Millets boots, stun Kev into a puddle of Coors and fuck off. Full length jeans, can't see him cutting the sleeves off whatever new shirt they print on the night either for this.

Cody should show up in one of those Japanese micro indies that does shows in a garage for a while, that or reforming RESLO are the most out of left field choices and thus most interesting

this'll be hilarious, can't wait

GARLIC RUDEBOX??

My mate used to start science classes by turning on one of the taps for the sinks built into the desks, throwing everyones work books into it and shouting "ITS TRADITION" which was annoying at first, but after week three or so we all started getting really into and then had to be told off because this was year 9 so we were absolutely fucking up all the work we were doing for SATs which were impotant for determining what type of prison most of us would end up in

Loved that period of the Rumble with Omos and all the shitheads trying to get him out. All the no names dressed like complete perverts doing spots to ambient noise from the crowd. All for that. That weird Ted Arcidi guy absolutely nobody reacted to? more of him, should have had him gorilla press somebody for his entire alotted time out there.

Seismic to see the return of a talent they treated like a spare tit & got all their shit sent back in a bin bag when they were fired what feels like a few hours ago.

someone's clearly forged the accounts to stop them remembering NXT UK is still a going concern