Cannibal Man

If I had that much income and time and knew I could summon Eric Bischoff at the strike of a key to be able to call him a dogs cunt i'd do it until they forcibly sectioned me, I get what Tony's feeling

nah keep going Tony mate fuck all these titheads, double down NOW

what year was the Fozzy tour around C tier pubs of the north of england? was that this year or last? if it wasnt around Christmas it made it feel like

get a stripe in this stupid looking pisshead cunt and get him back online right now

adding to the Garcia praise, he's been great in PWG and i want more of the weird little bastard on telly

I can't handle loud, close up mouth sounds for long periods that are played for comedy so I had to completely abandon TLF, each episode I try and get back into now there's a moment where the impressions lad will make a sound like raw chicken in a cement mixer and the other one will cry like he's watching Blackadder 2 for the first time

I would honestly love for this ancient cunt to fall down a well

6 hours ago, Tsurutagun said:

With Sami's promo

had one of those 'staring into the void' moments when he cut this with an advert for the Saudi show in the corner

time for BRAKKUS to get the you still got it chants

still not seeing what isnt funny about this, we should be encouraging it until both companies are at it

anybody who respects their boss no matter the field or workplace needs to immediately hand themselves in to the nonce wing of supermax prison

been thinking about this and seeing HHH stack the card like Mania in a move it's basically impossible for AEW to make a dent in and the response coming back as "your cunt mate is bald and your dad's a nonce" is just funny, sorry.

35 minutes ago, wandshogun09 said:

Can’t wait for Regal to get asked about all this so we can once again hear “I’m not naming any names, if he wants to talk about it that’s up to him. I just do me.” And hinting at how dead hard his mates are. 

"now...hey, no, im not, no, here, listen right, just , he - no, listen right"

he should be allowed to punch people as long as its funny IMO

Mox mate - you wanna try and do one flip, and make that one flip count

love that Mark Hery match. Funk had no business doing an asai moonsault at any point in his career but there he is, doing an asai moonsault to Mark Henry in the middle of a TV match.

Edge was doing shite like Money Plane before this, I imagine his standards will bend enough to allow him to wrestle for AEW if it comes up

wheeler wants to hide the negatives and accentuate the positives here, do one flip at court and make the one flip count

he should be allowed to twat anyone he wants with two snooker balls in a sock for NO REASON

Yeah the balls about Punk 'slamming' PWTees the other week for misprinting a shirt and it turning into Columbo was the tipping point for me re sticking my head in discussions that involve any of this wank and AEW's been a fucking blast ever since, I wish i'd done it in Sptember but sunrise/sunset etc

that isnt quite seedy enough for Chocopro IMO, are there any scout huts or job centres nearby instead?

6 hours ago, CavemanLynn said:

Those numbers need the context of venue capacity or tickets released; 8,437 in Chicago might look good and 883 Hamilton bad on volumes alone, but for all I know, Chicago capacity could be 20k and Hamilton 1k, in which case Hamilton would be doing amazing.

there's also only 70 miles between Hamilton and Toronto they're both on the border of places like Illinois, if you'd have announced one you might have got one side going to the other but as it is you now just get two undersold shows.

KISS played here about ten years ago and incuded all the usual places inc Manchester, then weeks later for some mental reason they decided to add Liverpool forgetting that any cunt who'd have bothered already had Manchester tickets, they ended up playing to no fucker (compared to the rest/usual). They need a specialist to gauge how arsed people can be with things like this. An Ergonomist of being arsed.

my one exposure to AAPG is via this thread re one of its members climbing up Sid Scala's shiter and then crying about the response, have they done anything else of note or is that the one foray into testing their methods?

was it Dixon and All Star who used to have the nicked (???) WCW ring apron for shows?