The True Spirit Of Christmas

[Gus Mears]

My mum has gone to Waitrose to get reduced price meat. She has been taken to, "the warehouse where they reduce things" and I'm pretty sure she's going to be killed in a Balkan snuff film.

[deathrey]

25 minutes till I log off work. I work from home and the person who is meant to be working with me hasn't even bothered to show. I won't dob her in because snitches get stitches but it has meant that I've gotten away with doing fuck all and not even being sat at the computer for most of the day. 

[SuperBacon]

He's been!

[Tim Healys Chutney Spoon]

4 hours ago, Gus Mears said:

My mum has gone to Waitrose to get reduced price meat. She has been taken to, "the warehouse where they reduce things" and I'm pretty sure she's going to be killed in a Balkan snuff film.

Reduce things = population