Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted March 17, 2018 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 17, 2018 It has to be unlikely - no combination of two guys currently full time on the WWE roster is really that unlikely, so not that. It also has to be not impossible - while it’s unlikely that Shawn Michaels or Daniel Bryan will one day wrestle again, it’s impossible that Rick Rude or Mr Perfect will, so no dead folk basically. Mine is this: NXT Takeover comes back to Europe. Berlin or Dublin or somewhere. The UK Champion, Pete Dunne, appears, ready for a match. But he doesn’t have an opponent announced. He’s the UK Champion! He demands a match, he should be the focus of this whole thing. Cue William Regal. Regal walks out on the stage and reminds Dunne that before there was a UK Champion, there was a European Champion, for all of Europe. And he himself held that title multiple times... (Crowd anticipation builds) ... but he is not Pete Dunne’s opponent. (Crowd deflates) Pete Dunne’s opponent is perhaps the greatest of all the European Champions... (Crowd in awed silence) ... ... BYOO BYOO BYOO BYOO YOU LOOKIN AT THE REAL DEAL NOW GONNA KICK YOUR SORRY ASS OUT ON THE STREET (Crowd goes fucking MOLTEN) It’s D’LO BROWN! D’LO IS CHALLENGING FOR THE UK TITLE! D’Lo and Dunne go on to wrestle in front of the hottest crowd NXT has ever seen. They’re so into it they actually react to the match and there’s not one self-referential chant or “too sweet”. It’s VOLCANIC. I don’t even care who wins. We’d be the real winners. Your turn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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