The Dart Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017  "I’ve got some good news. Because I’ve just come into a rrrrather substantial amount of money" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ajpiles Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 "Get you on the old jeans rule. Nazis. ""Have you ever thought that suicide might be the answer?""Voodoo. Java" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted January 9, 2017 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 9, 2017 Â "That's the best cooked breakfast I've had since Gary Wilmot's wedding." Â Â "You know, when I used to see you in reception, do you know what I used to think? I used to think "ooohh... she's nicer than my wife." Â (I have a feeling the above has been done already - and maybe the below one as well - sorry if so!) Â Â "Well, Sunny, that was classic intercourse. So, er, thanks. Let's just pop the extractor fan on, get a through draught going." Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members waters44 Posted January 9, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 9, 2017 Â Ooooooo scary Irish men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Â I like your beret. They're worn by Saddam Hussein, Frank Spencer... The French. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorJonathon Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 "Guess which one of you two ladies I’m going to make love with now."   "There’s no point pulling it mate, it’s not going to reach. He’s determined to make it reach. Oh, he has done."    "I’ll tell you something about this guy, he got the lab assistant pregnant, he never sees the kid" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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