Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted January 5, 2017 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 5, 2017  I’ve been pubic for thirty-one years. I was one of the first in my class, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members stumobir Posted January 5, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 5, 2017 Â Lynn(da)'s not my wife. She's my PA. Hardworker but there's no affection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Â Hes got a Shooter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Arn Anderson's Darb Posted January 5, 2017 Members Share Posted January 5, 2017 Â "I can feel an udder on my leg" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Supremo Posted January 5, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 5, 2017  "That is extraordinary. I mean, to look at you, you’d think you’d sing like an angel, but in actual fact you sound like a trapped boy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted January 5, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 5, 2017 "It would be two egg cups and a kidney dish" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Supremo Posted January 5, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 5, 2017  "I bet a lot of these gravestones go missing. I wouldn’t be surprised if they ended up as the work surfaces in luxury kitchens. They’d have to turn them upside down, of course, so that it didn’t reveal the details of the dead, in recessed lettering. Which would also collect crumbs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted January 5, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 5, 2017 "Michaels in charge of our internet computer." "Aye. There's nae porn on it". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members chokeout Posted January 5, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 5, 2017  Lita, what do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich town centre? I’ll be honest I’m dead against it. People forget that traders need access to DIXONS... They do say it’ll help people in wheEEEeelchairs… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted January 5, 2017 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 5, 2017 Â I'm leaving you, you cow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted January 5, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 5, 2017 Â I'm leaving you, you cow! Marvelous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted January 5, 2017 Moderators Share Posted January 5, 2017 Â "Lynn, are those your mother's cataract glasses?" Â Â Â Â Â Â "Rolled on the thighs of a virgin!" Â Â Â Â "Don't rub your fanny on me!" Â Â Â Â Â "I woke up this morning asleep on the sink, just like this. I'd been asleep for eight hours." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 Â "Jacka-nacka-nory!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted January 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 6, 2017 "Big balls. Fanny hair." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted January 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 6, 2017 Â "Calm down Lynne! You're suffering from minor women's whiplash." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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