Paid Members Gus Mears Posted December 20, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 20, 2016 Inspired by Australian cricketer chat in the FYI thread.  This year I've got a wonderful new job and have had a slightly above average amount of sex. Now, we could put that down to factors such as my improved CV (for the job, not the other thing), but I would like to think that both are directly due to growing a fair amount of stubble/beard.  Great people throughout history have facial hair. All of them, as illustrated below.  Oliver Reed: beard Count Otto von Bismarck: Moustache WG Grace: Beard Jesus: Beard  Even vaunted historical figures who you think don't have a beard usually do. For example, Winston Churchill had a moustache but covered it up like Cesar Romero in Batman so as not to look like Hitler during the war.  So what are you favourite beards and moustaches and why? Are YOU! a great person with a beard, or a shameful husk of a human?  I'll kick off the beard bash with a popular choice among the masses.  ]  I saw Brian Blessed live last year and I really have to say it's a magnificent specimen his beard. Didn't disappoint at all. Notice the rich shade of mahogany brown in the lower depth of it, which is a rarity for beards of this age. Truly a top of the class octogenarian beard with a full service history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted December 20, 2016 Moderators Share Posted December 20, 2016 I'm sick of cunts with beards! I've had one for about 15 years and now every prick has one. Ruining beards for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted December 20, 2016 Moderators Share Posted December 20, 2016 The best is when Beecher went crazy in Oz  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted December 20, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 20, 2016 Think iconic taches from the 80's and Tom Selleck is bound to spring to mind. My loyalty however, lies with the greatest villain ever to grace the silver screen.  I mean look at it. Thick. Dense. Borderline handlebar without descending into parody. It's a thing of beauty.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted December 20, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted December 20, 2016 Ooooooh, who is that, Matrix?  And yes, Tom Selleck, absolutely outstanding. His Hawaiian shirt and moustache combo define the latter half of the twentieth century.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted December 20, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 20, 2016 Ooooooh, who is that, Matrix?   The wonderful BENNETT! (has to be typed that way for legal reasons) aka Vernon Wells.  Bonus fact. My father in law is the fucking spit of old Magnum there. Spit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted December 20, 2016 Moderators Share Posted December 20, 2016 If we're discussing moustaches that define a century, then look no further. Â Â Beards, you say? Get you a man who can do both. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted December 20, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted December 20, 2016 It's one of the very rare occasions when Phil didn't get the better of Ian. I mean, look at this effort, it's rubbish. Barely any heft and I'm not convinced by the bristling at all. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted December 20, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 20, 2016 'Keep it real like Ian Beale' always wins these threads. Â When I think of superior moustaches, I think of Burt Reynolds. Amazingly, he was at his manliest without facial hair (Deliverance), but look at this specimen: Â Â Â Oliver Reed rocked the fuck out of a moustache as well. He'd sport a really thick dark rug on his upper lip that just epitomised his manliness, but I prefer the tache he had during his 'getting pissed on The Word' days. I mean, look at the curls on the ends: Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted December 20, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 20, 2016 On the proper men with moustache discussion I give you...Don FryeSam Elliot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted December 20, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted December 20, 2016 See, my problem with that Sam Elliot photo is that he looks like he smells of stale wee and grease. Top moustachios all look like they should smell of Hai-Karate or Brut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted December 20, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 20, 2016 Don Frye, Tom Selleck, Dan Severn and Burt Reynolds can all form an exclusive club that shits on everyone else's moustaches, as far as I'm concerned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted December 20, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted December 20, 2016 Don Frye, Tom Selleck, Dan Severn and Burt Reynolds can all form an exclusive club that shits on everyone else's moustaches, as far as I'm concerned.    Top moustachios all look like they should smell of Hai-Karate or Brut.   Point absolutely proven there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 In 2007 Stephen Walters in Skins, also known as 'Mad Twatter' had a boss tache before they were cool: Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted December 20, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 20, 2016 See, my problem with that Sam Elliot photo is that he looks like he smells of stale wee and grease. Top moustachios all look like they should smell of Hai-Karate or Brut. Yeah, but it's not his though. That's a fella that's on a tear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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