Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted May 5, 2015 Author Paid Members Share Posted May 5, 2015 Â Â I hope it's just a case of him not wanting to wear glasses on camera/in front of an arena full of people. Â Yeah, this is Vince, after all; the man who gets livid with himself if he sneezes. Don't all people his age need glasses? More likely than Vince actually going blind, I'd imagine he doesn't want to be 'weak' by putting contacts in, and would never, ever let himself be seen in public in specs. Â Â Yet he's happy to walk around bumping into things, or having to use humans with flashlights like a guide dog on his TV show. I will never understand how his lunatic brain works. In fairness, he would rather walk to his car with a torn quad with a 90% chance he'd tear the other one and end up on the floor like a turtle than get medical attention. Maybe he just thinks people wont notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted May 5, 2015 Moderators Share Posted May 5, 2015 I'm sure he thinks people won't notice. That's what's so insane.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted May 5, 2015 Moderators Share Posted May 5, 2015 Sucks so bad how he's clearly the most psychologically fascinating human being who's ever lived, by a billion miles, but all but about 0.1% of the stories of his life happened behind closed doors or are too fucked up to appear in a biography, so will be lost to the mists of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted May 5, 2015 Author Paid Members Share Posted May 5, 2015 When he dies, its all coming out. It has to. God only knows what he's been up to in his life. Vince, Hogan, Piper, Savage and Warrior are just insane people. I geniunely think they are/were so far gone they believe the stuff they come out with. Its only when I read a transcript of Hogan's testimony for Warrior's lawsuit against the WWE that I realised how much the 80s took out of these guys. Hogan seemed under the impression that his run in WCW happened in the late 80s. They are either paranoid, mental, total liars, diviants or really angry nutjobs. Or all the above. Headlining for the WWF in the 80s, with all the coke, the lack of sleep, the steroid intake and everything else must have drove them all mad. Just look at those names. Hulk Hogan, Roddy Piper, Vince McMahon, Ultimate Warrior and Randy Savage. Each one of them wonderfully insane in their own unique way. All of them hated each other but forgot they hated each other when they could get something out of the other one. They dont make them like that lot anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
large Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 I'm pretty sure that GIF is mis-representing the situation.  That's from the Roman WWE/24 documentary and Vince is trying to hold Brock back from getting too close to the edge of the stage at mania, as he doesn't want him to fall off the edge and jeopardize the Main event  still the rest of the story may be true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ant Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 During the Attitude era part of the Mr McMahon character is he had massive grapefruits. Â But 5 years earlier the real man is rocking up to arenas for the jobber TV tapings with a broken neck and/or back. Completely no sold it. Â Around the same time he's practically whistling dixie as the steroid trial went on. Â The man isn't wired like the rest of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShowOff Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 I'm pretty sure that GIF is mis-representing the situation.  That's from the Roman WWE/24 documentary and Vince is trying to hold Brock back from getting too close to the edge of the stage at mania, as he doesn't want him to fall off the edge and jeopardize the Main event  Yeah watching it now and just came on to post. Some bell even edited it for the cut to that shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted May 5, 2015 Moderators Share Posted May 5, 2015 Apprently the Reddit user who posted that is a bit of a notorious troll in the wrestling subreddit, and is now claiming that WWE's legal department told him to remove the post and face legal action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loligan Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 It doesn't add up. He can't see in front of himself but can see someone in the distance directing him. im no eye expert but I smell shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted May 5, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted May 5, 2015 im no eye expert but I smell shite. He's not going blind but he is incontinent. Â I'm not looking forward to the gif evidence of that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Vince, sidestep to the left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted May 5, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted May 5, 2015 It doesn't add up. He can't see in front of himself but can see someone in the distance directing him. im no eye expert but I smell shite. That's called being long-sighted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted May 5, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted May 5, 2015 I'd like to think of him playing it out like Donald pleasence in the great escape, planting a HHH shopzone pendant or a couple of somas in the corner of a meeting room to prove his eyes are as sharp as ever before tripping over Pat Patterson's feet walking back to his chair. Â Shortly after someone blows Rusevs gimmick as they wish him good luck as he gets on the coach outside a show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted May 5, 2015 Moderators Share Posted May 5, 2015 Next week's Raw will open with a HHH promo that gets interrupted by Vince talking about the night they drove down from the Catskills and Vince was spotting those raccoons on the side of the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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