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John Matrix

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My favourite thing in the history of man is that Partridge proposed "Cooking In Prison" then years later Gordon Ramsey made it.

 

Sorry, that's not on topic..... errrr..... I bought my mate a Villa rubber ducky for his daughter from the club shop and they call it Dion Duckling.

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This is one of those things where a mega thread would have sufficed.  I'm not sure there's anything else to say on the matter...

 

I just have visions of him walking through the pre-auction property saying "firstly, i'd knock down this stud partition wall, with my gigantic penis".

 

Dion Duckling is amazing.

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I've never heard of the guy. Why is it strange that he's on this show?

 

Seeing Huey from the Fun Lovin Criminals on a daytime pet show with Liza Tarbuck is still weird and jarring. I love watching that show when I notice it's on just to sit there and wonder what the fuck Huey is thinking.

 

Why did he take that gig? Did he have to? Was it just a cushy easy money gig because he is lazy? Does he just really fucking love dogs?

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I'd say Super Dion Dublin on Homes.. Is equally as weird as Huey.

 

Chest, FYI, he's a footballer as renowned for his goals as his apparently giant tallywhacker. Oh, and he invented his own musical instrument; the Dube. Not kidding.

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I've never heard of the guy. Why is it strange that he's on this show?

 

 

Ex professional footballer, now a pundit for the BBC.  Property is clearly a sideline/plan B for him, just seems odd, like Teddy Sheringham fronting Bargain Hunt because he owns some antiques.

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I blame Alan Titchsmarsh for all this. Years ago people stuck to the kind of thing they were famous for or at least a similar field (Fashanu doing Gladiators as its a sporty theme, Kris Akabusi on record breakers - surly he broke a record at some point?) then Titchamrash THE GARDENER appears on Songs of fucking Praise!!!! Songs of Praise! the religious singing thing, which is in no way related to gardening! not related in any way! then you get Rolf the cartoonist singing Australian doing a programme about animals, Lilly Savage the pretend lady doing some shit about dogs, after that the floodgates opened leading somewhat inevitably to football man Dion Dublin on whatever this programme is we're talking about.

 

it's a fucking disgrace!

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