guyincognito Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 I figured this might get the creative juices flowing and stir some amusement. Here's my effort, I'm not saying it's any good so i'm looking for you all to do better, gauntlet thrown! Â The mind races like an F1 track Deer in the headlights, can't take it back. Mean Gene Cringes the internet will snigger Hulk Hogan, we comin' for you Nigger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 You might like this book. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyincognito Posted September 21, 2012 Author Share Posted September 21, 2012 You might like this book.  I've never heard of that before, i'll have to check it out, always liked Leaping Lanny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocky64 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 At first he was reem But now the say he's a has being The Internet is god damn mean On poor old eugene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 There once was a ring rat, a right fucking whore She begat from her twat, rocky64 She'd been tag teamed by Ronin and Johnny Kickpads Which might explain why her son's post are all nads  He posts with the skills of a windowlickers lackey They're all sloppy and messy like a Shimmer bukkake He has the wit and the charm of a blocked curryhouse toilet If he posts in a thread, you know that he'll spoil it.  Fin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted September 22, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 22, 2012 "No speaky English", said Jimmy Snuka When questioned about his dead girlfriend-slash-hooker This defence pretty much got him off scot-free Nick Hogan should've used that when he crashed into a tree  And rendered his passenger vegetated for life "Act of God" said the Hulkster. "Kerching!" said his wife Taking most of his earnings, leaving no room for barter "Oh brother, I'm shit. Someone call Dixie Carter!"  And call her they did. And Hulk was in heaven Once he brought his fat friends in from WrestleMania 7 But no sign of Brutus. Hulk had lost all embrace For people with metal forced into their face  As did Vinny Mac. It weakens his bladder When the likes of Joey Mercury can't stop a ladder Or when an idea to increase superstar wealth Gets in the way of their safety and health  "This ring entrance is dodgy" Owen Hart was heard pleading "What the fuck did I tell you?" his grave should be reading A kick in the head for his brother, with one more on the way Goldberg asked "Who's next?", Bret Hart said "Oy vey!"  A stroke on a bike later, words behind a closed door  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane O' Mac Version 2 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Fantastic stuff Cucked.  The year was 1998, I was 8 without a care Then I saw Austin go apeshit with a steel chair Larger than life characters on TV risking their health And Steve made Vinnie Mac piss himself  1999, puberty hit me early like a Hart Attack But Mum wouldn't let me watch a Bra & Panties match Dad wasn't around much, but the weekends I would hate less When his mates would give me a WWF VHS  "Wrestling is the work of the devil, you must run to your Saviour!" "But Miss, HBK won in the Elimination Chamber!" See, I was going to write a poem about Cena's 5 moves But it would barely be enough words to fill a Haiku  We gained Khali and lost Lesnar It's cliche but wrestling was once a lot better Rock and Brock are back, but it's not what it used to be Screw this, I'm going to grab a beer and watch UFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 ECW would often make you wince. Such innovation has never been seen since. But in financial mayhem Paul-E couldn't pay them And instead signed it over to Vince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 There once wasn't a man named Benoit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ultimate Worrier Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Brodus Clay, wont you go and get fucked? You have all the appeal of a homeless mans bile duct, Dancing around like a big massive peado, I'd seriously rather watch a 52 year old Jacques Rougeau  Cameron and Naomi are your only saving graces, Those hot assed bitches, i'd like to,,, you know,,, on their,,, you know Where the fuck do you get off dancing with kids? Don't you know that legally, the state of Oregon forbids?  Your moveset is shite, you'd get shown up by Tugboat, In a popularity contest, you'd come second to Raol Moat, You're a fat waste of space, you've got no charisma and you're sloppy, When you're pishy music hits, my hard on for Wrestling goes floppy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocky64 Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 John cena has a title belt that is really bling A heart attack sent home our favourite king I hope one day soon He gets back in the ring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles goodwill Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 It was in 96 when a dick formed the clique They shit in a crown and held people down Five men with great skill and a habit for pills Many old school were ready to kill  Then diesel and razor they jumped ship And shawn was left with a half hearted clique Hunter tookl blame for a curtain call Austin shot up and helmsley did fall  Now during this time the champ was a mess Losing his smile and heading home for rest But rejoice all you fans for he did return To battle a deadman wielding an urn.  And then there was bret the last true threat But shawn screwed him with little regret I did what was right for a company in need But I'm not happy to lose to the other skinheed  Then god came a calling gave shawn what he did lack His saviour even manged to fix his poor back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted September 23, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 23, 2012 Ode to shite  Jimmy V laid under the fine glass table On keeping his dinner down, Morton wasn't able Squat on the table, giving the hit A rank looking hooker taking a shit  Lawler signed up, not just for the pay To be in the business over all any day The king came in and laid down his crown, right to the brim 'twas soon filled with brown  Sunny was fine but for the coke off any one she would take a poke but it was the salad which this poem does care the turd there in was huge to be fair  Under the ring, the warrior does wait little does he know of his imminent fate for Perfect the joker, too late for a mop under the ring swimming in plop  but the end of our poem is the best of all it tells the tale of when Sid took the fall For 'Taker got him up and soon found a wiff not so much shit since with Arn he did tiff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted September 23, 2012 Moderators Share Posted September 23, 2012 Bob Ryder likes men, He did James Storm up the arse, Abyss was jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotlightmagnet1 Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Here's a tale about a man called Randy A man lacking in conduct gentlemanly For he's rude and boarish to say the lest And tells his wife that thing on his balls is just yeast  He started in the Marines to serve his country's mission But walked away from his post without permission He went to daddy and said 'Put me in the ring' He soon debut on Smackdown after the OVW thing.  At this point he became juvenile Committing 'ribs' most puerile He went up to the divas and regaled them with his brags Then turned around and shat in there bags  The girls would quit in floods of tears Orton simply grinned for a couple of years He had a child and reformed his character About time thought his friends and father  Nowadays Orton quite happy to pound on the mat Putting audiences to sleep with the same tired crap But he's much better behave to all no matter the gender Unless you boo him and he'll sneak you a finger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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