Paid Members eugenespeed Posted September 23, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 23, 2012 Fuck Cunt Twat Hulk Hogan Shit Fuck Bollocks The Rock Threadworm Arsehole Foreskin Stone Cold Steve Austin Penis Penis Vagina Kurt Angle  Makes me cry every time that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 In Praise of Wrestling Fans  The Hulkamaniacs Have spack attacks The Cenation Are low in my estimation The Creatures of the Night Play with their own shite In brief, the whole Universe Couldn't be worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted September 23, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 23, 2012 On the second did big Sid stand but oh, how will he land? with a leap and a boot, his landing was crap his leg looked fucked with a mighty big snap  Joey was looking just like a player his tag act, well it was a slayer but with a ladder in swing, it all went awry his face did implode with a mighty big cry  New jack and Vic, upon high about it does Jack still fucking cry For with a fall and a tug, Grimes did drop New Jacks face wasn't left looking much cop  Vince with a royal run to the ring as an event its a common old thing but on live PPV when his his muscles did tear left sat by the ropes having a 'mare  Kurt with the moonsualt, flying high on tv it's the first time to try but on Bob he did land, short and hard for a while Bob will be off the card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted September 23, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 23, 2012 My Favourite Tag Team By S Baldrick  Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted September 23, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 23, 2012 My Favourite Tag Team By S Baldrick Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronMan Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 When I first watched wrestling I was 6 years old, Royal Rumble '92, Ric Flair won gold, I had all the figures, t-shirts and toys, Hulk Hogan, Sgt Slaughter and even the Nasty boys, But as I grew older wrestling lost its appeal, Until the attitude era rolled in, man that shit was real, Austin, DX and Tyson stole the show, Everything was cool back then, even Al Snow, Mick Foley was falling off the top of the cage, Kane debuted with a fiery rage, Austin v McMahon was a rivalry so bitter, Even the Rock was awesome before he got Twitter! But ever since Vince bought out big Ted, WWE has been put to bed, WCW chasing their tail, It was inevitable that that company would fail, So then came the Invasion which didn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshC Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Mean Mike. Tough Tom. Disorderly Conduct. It was. They were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted September 25, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 25, 2012 Eddie died and so did some others, The locker room lost so many of its brothers, Perfect, Guerrero, Macho Man and Test, They will never be forgotten, in peace they rest, Â Pushing it a bit, I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronMan Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 I get he is the odd man out here, I needed a rhyme... Â Apologies for grouping him with the other 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted September 26, 2012 Awards Moderator Share Posted September 26, 2012 One for the Coleridge fans: Â Â Â In Connecticut did Vince McMahon A wrestling Pay Per View decree: Where Hulk, the sacred Champion, slammed A giant measureless to man Who died in '93. Â So twice two score of canvassed ground With mesh and bars were girdled round: And there were foreheads bright with crimson rills, Which ended many an intense rivalry; And here were ladders high up as the hills, With high spots of daredevilry. Â But oh! That metal entranceway which slanted Down from the Tron showing pinfall covers! A Savage win! Elizabeth enchanted As e'er in-ring an Undertaker was haunted By Kane wailing for his demon-brother! And in that ring, with tag team turmoil seething, As if Ric Flair in robe and pants was breathing, A mighty "whoooo" momently was forced: Amid whose swift half-intermitted burst Shawn Michaels saulted like rebounding hail, And victims of a leg lock flailed: And 'mid this dance, The Rock's at once and ever The Brahma Bull, the People's Elbow-giver. Five-time champs with their spinning motion The Rock defeated as only he can, But not that giant measureless to man, Who sank in tumult to Hulk's devotion: And 'mid this tumult Vince heard from far, Atlantan voices of Monday night war! Â The main events that gave us pleasure Floating memories like waves; Where we keep our childhood treasured From times when Warrior was our fave. He was a wrestler of rare device, A roided superman of ice! Â A diva with a Marella In a matchup once I saw: It was a Glamazonian maid, And on her Marella she played, Singing things unsure. Could I revive within me Her entrance theme and song, But it's the old stuff that wins me That I'd watch on and on I'd repeat that Pay Per View, That main event! I'd watch it twice! And all who witnessed it would swear That 93,000 were there! His blonde moustache, his balding hair! He should have hit the Leg Drop thrice, And say your prayers like he hath said, For he on vitamins hath fed, In Vince's wrestling Paradise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted September 26, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 26, 2012 ODE TO MONGS Â A stupider thought I've seldom seen Than "Miz will pin John Cena clean." And did you take a heavy blow to the head To think it was Sting hiding in that shed? Â For the one(s) that think Tyson will be the next big thing And TNA was doomed for changing the shape of the ring The future is bright, so have no fear Soon they'll announce Wembley for Mania next year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanoTheGame Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Something I've been working on for years; a little poem I like to call 'Best in the world.' Â CM Punk says he is the best But he is not the best. Â Some people think John Cena is the best However, he's also not the best. Â The occasional person thinks that Tyson Kidd is the best He's nowhere near the best. Â A few others believe Daniel Bryan is the best NO NO NO, he's not the best. Â There's only one man who is the best Mark Henry is the best. Â Â Â Except for Austin Aries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted September 28, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 28, 2012 World Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 I fucking love you Menry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 The whole rap is brilliant, but "wash my head" absolutely creased me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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