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"Hulk Hogan's mighty moustache"

 

Hulkamania is running wild

Hogan is the best

in life he's my guide

his almighty moustache is my crest

 

Clothesline, big boot, leg drop

it's all over

he's the cream of the crop

not some jobber

 

His prince-like hair in the breeze

he knows how to please

bow down to your knees

on his abs you can grate cheese

 

With his yellow speedo

he's an attractive fellow

always in the gym

everybody wants to marry him

 

When he points at you

and say "you"

you know it's over

'cause to him you're just a jobber

 

He lays down for nobody

sometimes that's not so handy

when you want him to drop the title

he won't cause to him it's vital

 

To him anybody you opposes

alway ends up the same

he wins then he poses

yeah that's pretty lame

 

Now he's in his 50's

the end of his career he sees

but he keeps coming back

you can't keep him off the track

 

With his fake hip

his knee braces he equips

in tna he's gonna take a dip

he's gonna sink their ship

 

His shirt he rips off

then he poses

the match starts off

you know how it closes

 

Big boot, leg drop

there goes the pop

he's gonna be champion again

it's just the beginning of his reign

 

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