Moderators PowerButchi Posted August 13, 2013 Moderators Share Posted August 13, 2013 Last night I dreamt that me and Rebeca Linares got married. We had a healthy relationship, and took part in many activities as a couple. However, at no point during this dream about a relationship with a porn star did it get X-rated, and was instead about a happy daily grind. How shit is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfMetal Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Saw on BBC news website yesterday that Haji (of Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill! fame) has died. For anyone who watches Russ Mayer movies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted August 13, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 13, 2013 Saw on BBC news website yesterday that Haji (of Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill! fame) has died. For anyone who watches Russ Mayer movies I've just been forwarded the link to the website, along with a text reading "If you're feeling happy, don't check your email". Â Only 67, which is a bit young considering the healthy lifestyle she was known for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted August 16, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 16, 2013 This just made me chuckle. Kayden Kross getting powerbombed on a sofa. Â (NSFW) http://31.media.tumblr.com/b38ce4ccc526dd2...r6dxeo1_400.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-d-d-dAz Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 The clenching of his buttocks is hypnotic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted August 16, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 16, 2013 Good selling from the cushion, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
444 4444 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 New challenger - Madlin Moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Eddie Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 New challenger - Madlin Moon. Â What sort of a name is Madlin? Silly cow should be careful with that idiot spelling, anyone with auto-correct may find themselves accidentally whacking off to MP Madeleine Moon... Â Â Not quite the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted August 28, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 28, 2013 Madlin is easier to spell than Madeleine. Simple as that, really. The first rule of porn is to get yourself as simple a name as possible that people can remember and spell. No-one has got time in the middle of a wank to type this:- Â http://www.freeones.com/html/o_links/Orchidea_Kersesztes/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted August 28, 2013 Moderators Share Posted August 28, 2013 Also, the other rule is to have Rain or a derivative thereof as your porn surname. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted August 28, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 28, 2013 Sun is also good. As is Snow. Combined with a season works well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted August 28, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 28, 2013 I did a "ways Porn Stars choose their name" thing a while back on Facebook, here's what I had. Spoiler tags because it's annoyingly long.  <-- click on 'spoiler' to show/hide the spoiler   (1) Use part of your real name. Either just go by your first name if it's unique enough to get by, use your first and middle names only, or add an additional fictional name. Or just modify your real name ever so slightly. Or go by your initials and make up a fictional last name.  STOYA JULIA ANN GINGER LYNN KERRY LOUISE ANISSA KATE KAGNEY LINN KARTER  ..... or make up a similar but completely fake "two girls names together" name.  JILL KELLY LISA ANN EVA ANGELINA ALANNAH RAE  .... from this point on, all silly misspellings are tolerated and even encouraged.  (2) Take your real first name then come up with a fictional second name that alliterates with it. Alliterated names do well in porn.  JENNA JAMESON BRIANA BANKS JESSICA JAYMES CATALINA CRUZ ASA AKIRA SILVIA (Silvie) SAINT RACHEL ROXX  (3) Just make up a completely new fictional name with some alliteration to it. You can fuck around with a bit of a joke name here if you want.  JASMINE JAMES JAYDEN JAYMES CARLA COX CANDY CANE DEBI DIAMOND DIANA DOLL KORTNEY KANE LUCY LOVE LANA LOTTS MICHELLE MOIST NIKKI NOVA JENAVEVE JOLIE KARMEN KARMA KAYDEN KROSS VICKY VETTE LEXUS LOCKLEAR HARMONY HEX TIFFANY TORRES LINDA LOVELACE CANDY COTTON CHRISTY CANYON KIMBERLY KUPPS ROMI RAIN SOPHIE SWEET SHYLA STYLEZ BECCA BRATT VERONICA VICE KAYLA KLEAVAGE WENDY WHOPPERS  (4) Use a name with a colour in it.  TORI BLACK JASMINE BLACK ANGELA BLACK DOROTHY BLACK JENNIFER WHITE VICTORIA WHITE DELTA WHITE AVA BLUE BLUE ANGEL BLACK ANGELIKA BLACK QUEEN BLACK DIAMOND BLACK PUMA  (5) Make up a completely nonsense name of name + noun, adjective + name or even adjective + noun. Nothing explicitly rude but definitely not a "normal person" name. OK, sometimes explicitly rude. And yes, a "hilarious" play on words is allowed.  ALEXIS TEXAS DIAMOND FOXX DIAMOND KITTY DIAMOND JACKSON AUTUMN HAZE ANNA NOVA AURORA SNOW ANGELICA SIN CANDI APPLE SUMMER CUMMINGS STORMY DANIELS ANGELINA LOVE SHY LOVE MICHELLE WILD ALISON STAR RACHEL STARR EBONY VIXEN BONNIE ROTTEN PUMA SWEDE EVE ANGEL ANGEL DARK ANITA DARK ANITA BLONDE NIKKI BLONDE SASHA BLONDE VANILLA DEVILLE ANGELINA VALENTINE STACY VALENTINE SUZIE DIAMOND LANNIE BARBIE CINDY STARFALL PAIGE TURNAH PORSCHA SINS TARA BLOWS JEWEL D'NYLE STORMY WEATHER CINDY CUPCAKES  (6) Come up with a cool name that you've nicked/been inspired by someone in another field like mainstream modelling, movies or music.  CINDY CRAWFORD (duh, after the model) RIKKI SIX (after Motley Crue bass player Nikki Sixx) KIKI MINAJ (after Nicki Minaj) A lot of girls with the last name Joli(e) who think they look a bit like Angelina  (7) Just make up a one word name because nobody uses it and you'll be the only one.  BELLADONNA RAYVENESS CHANONE DOMINO HOUSTON CHOCOLATE GAUGE MIRAGE JENTEAL SEKA VICCA  (8) Just pick a normal name because you think it sounds better than your real name.  SASHA GREY TERA PATRICK CHANEL PRESTON FAYE REAGAN NIKKI TYLER JACKIE DANIELS  ... or at least something slightly exotic but still "real name" enough.  REMY LACROIX RACQUEL DARRIAN CHASEY LAIN SHAYLA LAVEAUX  So.... yeah. I could go on and on really.    [close spoiler] ");document.close(); Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Weird question, air_raid, but have you ever had pornstars in your wrestling federation? If you've been doing it for fifteen years, you must have been influenced by Rob Black and Jasmine St Clair at least briefly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted August 28, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 28, 2013 (edited) Weird question, air_raid, but have you ever had pornstars in your wrestling federation? If you've been doing it for fifteen years, you must have been influenced by Rob Black and Jasmine St Clair at least briefly. Â Not really. The sexual element has been rather downplayed other than heels making the occasional lecherous remark to the babyfaces' manager/valet/girlfriends. It's been there, but never in a "pornstar" sense. Â The closest I've come is I just wrote a series of promos by the big heel faction where leader insinuates all the fans are serial masturbaters and refers to his mrs, the Womens champion and her "bosom the surgeons CRY that they can't recreate, that keeps each of your laptops warm, so to speak, once your parents have gone to bed and you can have your 'special happy time'." Â Her own "explaining the heel turn" promo includes the spiel : "No, I came here to (fed name) because I'm a business woman with a business mind, and this company made me a very lucrative offer. (authority figures) made me a very generous offer, because they know I'm a bankable commodity. They know that to them, I am worth their investment back, tenfold. Put my face, or more likely put my tits, on any piece of garbage they want, and they know it will sell. Because that's all you people are. You covet that which you can't have and you worship those that are better than you. Well feast your eyes, because we are the best of the 'better than you', and we are the hottest property in pro wrestling." Â Then a couple of weeks later, second in command goes on a rant about "This is a dynasty. This is a business. My pockets and these mens pockets are lined with the proceeds from our faces on mouse mats, our likenesses on T-Shirts and every type of paraphernalia, and by the end of the month if you want to see pictures of her in a bikini on your laptop, you're going to have to pay 14.99 a month for the privilege." Â So... yeah, nothing stronger than Postcards In The Caribbean fayre. Although "stolen sex tape" would be a handy angle for a heel to torment a babyface with, if it doesn't remind me too much of the Styles/Lynch debacle. Edited August 28, 2013 by air_raid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
444 4444 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 New challenger - Madlin Moon. Â What sort of a name is Madlin? Silly cow should be careful with that idiot spelling, anyone with auto-correct may find themselves accidentally whacking off to MP Madeleine Moon... Â Â Not quite the same. Â Did you find that out the 'hard' way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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