The British Bushwacker Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Going on a stag at the weekend, we're having a "hat of doom" whereby everyone is putting a task into a hat that the stag will complete over the weekend, obviously he's not going to do anything too nasty (eg sucking a cock etc) but has anybody done a similar thing in the past? Â any ideas on what task i could set? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Dead Mike Posted August 17, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 Swap your pants with a stranger (preferably female) Snog a ginger Snog a woman over 17 stone Go into pub toilet & come out with all your clothes on back to front then finish your drink Your next 3 drinks must be 'bloody marys' (horrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted August 17, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 Get a tattoo of Trisha Goddard on a limb Drink a pint of anti-freeze Call his fiancee and tell her he's met someone better Watch 5 episodes of The Green Green Grass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenryck Pilchards Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 On my mates stag the challenge I set him was to drink a pint with a straw, whilst wearing a mankini, whilst doing press ups, whilst in the sharpshooter (I was dressed as Bret Hart.) To be fair to the lad he did it, but it was not a pretty sight! Â What I would suggest though is find the worst toilet in the city which is covered in piss and tell him to do a Klinsmann dive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members DJ Kris Posted August 17, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 Snog a ginger Snog a woman over 17 stone Is that actually allowed? Â Every pub you go in he has to leave an item on clothing. Once you've decided he's lost enough, go back round the pubs and see how many of his clothes he can get back. Â Steel a monkey/tiger. Â Collect a beer trophy. Â Pose for a photo with a WPC then ask her if she's the stripper. Â Find a bar that has chilli sauce (some use it in drinks) do a shot with a couple of drops of extra strong chilli sauce. Nasty shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted August 17, 2011 Moderators Share Posted August 17, 2011 Shave off one eyebrow, Do the 8 halves, Shove a load of speed up his arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted August 17, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 "try not to be a twat for an hour". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaka Demus Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Fat bird rodeo. Pull a fat burd, cuddle her and wisper into her ear "You're the fattest bird I've ever pulled." Then see how long you can hold on for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Foale Posted August 18, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 Handcuff him to a lamp post and pound the shit out of him. Â Pranks~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glen Quagmire Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 A good 3 in 1, go paint balling while riding in go karts as a team against a bunch of prostitutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWFDVDMAN Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Take him to a takeaway with the worst hygeine rate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Showtime Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 These ideas all stink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glen Quagmire Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 These ideas all stink. Please then bless us with your own wisdom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingersplash Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Is that actually allowed? Â it is allowed i guess, my wife was a red head and a big girl. Â i cant give any tips on stag dos though, i never had one (didnt want one) and being very unsocial i find them to be a big waste of time. Â im suprised people still do them, i mean dont most blokes get wankered every weekend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dash X Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 down a pint of pickle egg juice/vinegar from the jar behind the bar. I have done this and it is fuckin' horrible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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