Paid Members Bus Surfer Posted June 16, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted June 16, 2011 Inspired by JLM, please list and discuss wrestlers that look like they haven't had a proper wash in a long time. I'll start the bar high with a right smelly fucker. Â Â Funk might be a legend but he almost certainly smells like raw ass. I've never seen him without sweat stains under his arms, even before the match started. Even in a suit he looks stale as hell. Â Funk reeks. Name some others please. Pictures to prove stankyness are encouraged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted June 16, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted June 16, 2011 Foley. Looks like he fucking pengs. Â Can't imagine Bastion Booger smelt like frankincense and myrrh either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Â I bet this guy smells like stale popcorn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrasslin Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Daniel Bryan - Vegans always smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Ron Simmons Posted June 16, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted June 16, 2011 I remember hearing Edge say in an interview once that Vader was the smelliest wrestler he'd ever worked with. Seeing this photo of him, I can really believe that. Â On another note: I reckon Angelina Love absolutely reeks of piss, cheap perfume and fag ash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted June 16, 2011 Moderators Share Posted June 16, 2011 Bill DeMott looks like he should have wobbly stink lines coming off him, like in The Beano. Â I seem to remember dopper met Bossman once, and Bossman got him in a smelly headlock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninevisions Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 TL Hopper makes the top 5 IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JLM Posted June 16, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted June 16, 2011 I've been sweaty Jim Neidhart headlocked and it was foul. Annoyingly, he didn't headlock any of the people before or after me in the queue. Even in the photo you can see my visible disgust. Not just a sheen of sweat either, but those big, visible droplets. He did fuck all in the match too, he had no excuse to be quite as sweaty as he was. Â Still, great to meet The Anvil. Â Sandman does indeed smell as you'd expect him too. He lives the gimmick that man. Â Does Raven smell bad? I've always imagined that he does. Also Zandig and Necro Butcher. They must reek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Eddie Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 The answer (in all possible meanings) surely must be Abyss? Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reznor Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Are there any obese wrestlers out there who you'd imagine weren't utterly abraham ?...... Earthquake, Typhoon, Mideon, OMG, Bundy, PM News, Hack Myers etc etc.... Â Not wrestlers as such, but i would have guessed that Cornette and Paul E were probably bogging too. The Humperdink fella when he was alive also. Â Most guys from all those little hardcore feds really. ECW included. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePhenom Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 The following look like they fucking reak: I bet he smells like sick. He probably smells like B.O, with cheap Lynx sprayed over the top. He looks like he stinks of sweat. He seems like someone who stinks of beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JLM Posted June 16, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted June 16, 2011 Yeah, being overweight and engaging in strenuous physical activity is obviously going to cause a lot of sweating and subsequent odour, so the more interesting entries here will be performers who like they smell on several levels. Abyss is one of those for me, and is an excellent shout. He looks like he smells bad after a shower. Â Back on the sweat front, imagine wrestling under hot lights in that Goldust outfit. Good grief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 I imagine Christian to smell wonderf... Â You know what? I've posted on this forum too much today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bus Surfer Posted June 16, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted June 16, 2011 Generally the big guys are more likely to hump alot more than the smaller guys, but I've always been of the opinion that the Road Dogg must smell a bit. Â Â His jippo like ring attire doesn't help him much either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve rayson Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Always bet on Duke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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