Slapnut

Any man over the age of 4 shouldn't be using a baby wipe on their arse.

I completely disagree.  Don't knock it 'til you've tried it Louch, it'll change your life.

In a similar vein, is there an extension for the iPhone app that stops posts my friends have liked from appearing on my timeline?  My feed is constantly full of total strangers' holidays, graduations, wedding proposals, kids etc. because a friend has liked the post.

For what it's worth, WWE apparently sent this out as a news story on the app and then changed the wording not long after:

Possible GM spoilers - http://i.imgur.com/yNnWuDR.png

I love Asian women.  Absolutely fucking love them.  Even a moderately attractive Asian woman is 10 times more attractive than any other race.  In fact, I met an Asian woman at an acting class recently who wasn't particularly attractive but not unattractive either, and within 5 minutes I was thinking of ways I could dump my girlfriend for her.

Well that's a lovely image to open up in work.

Plus, it's so Orton can give him an RKO out of nowhere at the UFC weigh-in on Saturday.

Was sat outside on a break and thought to myself "fair few ants around". Look between my feet and i'm sat on an ants nest and they're all up my leg.

Did one of them settle on your dick and let you stroke it?

Seems some cunts on a certain cul-de-sac are thinking I’ll stay away because they call me grey haha.  Two-faced motherfuckers won’t get rid of me easily (nore than out else?) you see me everyday reet in your mush.  Intimidated, haha, as if!

I did my best.

 

Genuine question, what pleasure do you get out of giving a rimjob?  Is it the knowledge that the recipient is enjoying it, or something more?

 

I'll be honest, Kickbags, I've no fucking idea. Maybe coz it's taboo?

I have had a thing for it since I was a kid. My mate Hazel reckons it's something to do with me not being potty trained properly, which is preposterous because I'm not our Stevey Justice. I know how to plop.

I think it stemmed from Euro 88. My mate Paul O Connors' da was in Stuttgart, and we ransacked his parents room looking for something and we found a stack of Razzles. There was a sallow skinned woman with jet black hair, presenting herself like a panda, pulling her cheeks apart and I thought it looked inviting. More so than the pink part.

But I'm not gay. Unless it were Miriam Rivera.

So yeah, blame Stuttgart.

 

I'm not into ladies bleaching their sunburst flag either. Like there's no bullseye? Does that make sense? It just might as well be a slightly clenched palm I'm looking at

 

I don't actually think there's a better explanation than that.  If you like it, you just....do.

Genuine question, what pleasure do you get out of giving a rimjob?  Is it the knowledge that the recipient is enjoying it, or something more?

I saw a thread on Reddit recently where loads of people confessed their love to administering a nice arse lick and I just can't grasp how it could possibly be enjoyable.

Branquey, please stop licking your wife's bumhole.

The person who comes up with this shit, what are they gaining from it?  Is it just the satisfaction of getting hundreds of thousands of people to fall for it?

When I worked at Argos they really drummed the idea into us that we'd go to jail if we didn't ID people.  The first person I ID'd was a 42 year-old woman who was so obviously at least in her 30s but I was terrified.

They could realistically kill this brand dead if they contribute to making it unwatchable.

That's a staggering overreaction.  They're nowhere near as bad as people make out. 

I was driving to Devon last week and listened to a few of Cabana's podcasts. Magnus talked about the UK wrestler Domino in his, and Taz talked about Gypsy Joe in his. I'd never heard of either of them before, and now they've both died this week. Weird.

The idea that anyone is paying for Sky Movies in this day and age kinda boggles my mind.

Agreed.  My old man is trying to reduce his Sky bill at the moment, yet point blank refuses to get rid of Movies in exchange for Netflix or similar.

Not really spoilers as such, but some people can get sensitive. Re: NXT at Download...

Any chance we can change the title of this thread now? He's not retiring.

I'm not trying to have a go, but why does it matter?  It'd be a nice thread to revisit in the future which has real-time updates on the subject of his teased retirement.  Nowt wrong with the thread title, really.

People Power was a true golden age for us fans.

Speak for yourself.  It just reminds me of Nash texting himself, Cena vs Big Johnny and No Way Out 2012.

You know that little arrow on the right hand corner of a quote, it's meant to take you to the original post right?  At the moment it just seems to be taking me to the very first post of the thread (which isn't the quoted post).  I've tried a few different quotes in a few different threads.  Anybody else having similar problems?

Come on now, if any Aki is going to become a wrestler...

I dont really watch much stuff tnese days, but here I am with Extreme Rules on and I don't quite understand why Cesaro has some kind of weird bandages on his shoulder. Can anyone enlighten me on this please?

He hasn't long come back from shoulder surgery.

WWE have officially announced John Cena vs. AJ Styles for Money in the Bank.  That's going to be absolutely electric.

2016 is so weird.

I'm not a happy man right now.  I've spent the last week in Washington DC and New York, and I paid for both hotels on my debit card when I arrived.  Both totals are showing on my bank statement (£277 and £383 respectively), but today when trying to use my card I found that I'm overdrawn.  I called the bank and they told me there are two pending transactions from each hotel for £315 and £436 respectively, and that's on top of what I already paid.  The bank told me the hotels were holding the cash and they needed to release the funds, the hotels told me the bank is holding the cash and they need to release the funds.  Both hotels also told me that they hold security deposits which are released upon check out, the first hotel holds $60 and the second $100.  Neither hotel could tell me why they took so much.

So now I'm basically overdrawn until the £750 decides to return to my account.

Glad to hear it's going well for you fellas. It does slow down a bit after the sign-up offers are complete, but I'd imagine there'll be millions of reload offers during the Euros and Olympics.