Slapnut

Who calls it knock door run? It's knock knock ginger!

She's one of the main reasons I don't watch Raw regularly, and if I do watch it I'll fast forward through her bits. She made the draft episode absolutely unbearable with her ridiculous voices and hilarious improv.

 

I've been watching some episodes of Raw from late 2000 / early 2001 recently and she's pretty good in the Daddy's Princess role.

Thanks both. The person in question wasn't in the office, but the receptionist said to just direct it to him anyway.

If I'm applying for a job and I've found a contact name but I'm not sure that's the exact person who will be reviewing the application, should I just direct it to him/her, or is it worth starting with something like "Dear Mr. Smith or to whom it may concern"?

At an Impact taping in 2012, I witnessed the fattest man I've ever seen in person and his friend get moved away from directly in front of the hard camera to a different seat, and were replaced by models a few minutes later.

The most exciting part of the PPV was when a siren started playing out of the blue while Curt Hawkins was doing his promo and everyone and their mam thought Scott Steiner was coming out.

Yeah I was on about the Wrestlemania 20 DVD one, looks like it's on Youtube.

 

I might give the True Story documentary a go too actually.

Is the Mania of Wrestlemania documentary on the network, or is there anywhere else I could watch it?

I just watched Cody Rhodes' debut on Youtube. It's really really bad. His entrance theme is embarrassingly bad and sounds like something Justin Bieber would have brought out before his balls dropped.

 

They can't seem to call him by his full name because WWE, so it seems his ring name is just 'Cody'.

 

He gets in the ring and Maria (who is absolutely smoking hot) gets in his face and tells him to fuck off back to WWE, as if that's a demotion. Maria slaps his wife, and the two get into a 5 second long grapple of sorts, while one of them is clearly saying to the other "ready? Ok, now!". His wife then knees Maria in the head and everyone starts fighting. I lost interest at this point.

 

I was never really a big fan of his, but what the fuck was he thinking signing with TNA?

Yeah, that was 2014. The one were everyone decided that Daniel Bryan was winning it despite never been announced for the match and that Batista was obviously going to win the second they announced his comeback

 

Because there's never been a Rumble winner who wasn't announced for the match beforehand, has there?

If I was an actor in need of acting work I'd definitely take it. But otherwise, no. I don't have a big problem with it, but I don't really need the hassle for less than what I get paid for a normal day's work anyway.

 

Edit: there's no kissing is there? That would push me over to a no, for sure.

No kissing as far as I know, jut touching of the arse.

 

I'm an actor in need of work so I was definitely tempted, but it's just extras work and not a featured role, so it wouldn't really do anything for me career-wise.

If you were offered £300 to take part in a fake gay orgy, fully nude with only a "pouch" covering your dick, with plenty of touching of your arms, legs and arse, filmed for a major UK network, would you do it?

 

Because I turned this down today.

On the subject of comedians, Diane Morgan. Yeah?

 

Also Danielle Ward

 

Good shout. I fancied Danielle Ward just from her voice before I even knew what she looked like.

What's wrong with a Rusev/Reigns match? They work well together.

 

They do, but does anyone really want to see them wrestle for half an hour after already seeing the same match the night before?

 

People complain about Cesaro vs Sheamus for the billionth time (and rightly so), but Reigns vs Rusev are catching up with them.

Obviously I need an android player but is it best to buy a Amazon Fire TV box (as I read the sticks don't have the processing power)

 

I've been using Kodi on the Fire Stick for over a year and it works perfectly.

Ah the old TNA "A former WWE World _{^{Tag Team}} Champion debuts next week!" method.

I just stuck on a random Raw (the one after No Mercy 2000) and the show opens with a short tribute to Yokozuna who had recently died. In the clip, Vince described him as a 3-time WWE Champion. Isn't he only a 2-time champion?

While we're on comedians, Dave Gorman's wife is absolutely stunning.

 

Eden Sher from The Middle.

 

 

Where the fuck did they come from??

Double check you can actually put Kodi on whichever Apple TV you're looking to buy beforehand, because you can't jailbreak a lot of them which is required to install Kodi. I've got an Apple TV 3 and I can't jailbreak that.

I went to my first rugby game of the season last night and it was quite cold, had my fleece on and everything. Not that we had much of it here, but I already miss the lovely skin cancer sun.

£10 on the fight to end within 0:00 - 0:59 of the first round pays out £55 on Paddy Power. That's probably worth a few quid, I reckon.

 

EDIT: Punk vs Gall, that is.

That's hardly down to the crowd though, is it? Creative need to make their faces more likeable and their heels more hateable, which they're not doing effectively at the moment. Aries is 20 times cooler than, for example, Andradre Cien...fuck I don't even know his name. Why wouldn't people cheer him?

 

I'm so bored. Anybody else like that? I see the same people, same things all the time. I'm getting older now (37) and feel at a crossroads. I'm so conflicted. Mumzie is getting older too. Can't bare that.

 

 

Yes I had that a while ago, so I fucked off from where I was and moved to London. It was fairly easy to do as a single man with no kids, but obviously that might be harder if you've got more responsibilities.It was also decision made easier because I didn't like my job. It's the best decision I've ever made though. 

 

 

This is good to read. I've just handed in my notice to do the exact same thing.

Well done Mr.E, and hard luck Keith, something will come up I'm sure.

 

Handed in my notice for my dead end job today to move to London and try and get into the TV industry. I know I haven't made a mistake, but I can't help but feel nervous.