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These are my 3 reprobates. The top one was a rescue she is about 10 years old. The other two are sisters and they are 4 years old. The top one doesn't get on with the other two, but it's nothing major, just a bit of warning hissing. They all like a lot of fuss, but not as much as they like Dreamies. 

1 hour ago, hallicks said:

This one was always going to be a shootout between D@mm and NUFAUN. You've got 2 votes. Maybe next year? 

You mean at least 2 votes don't you @hallicks. Probably has more accounts than a serial tax avoider.  

Fat tongued sanctimonious wanker who can never be forgiven for claiming that the perfect sausage sandwich would have rocket in it.

As I scrolled down I genuinely thought it said for last year's winner David The Cunt which whilst harsh it is fair. That will teach me to read more carefully. 

Nothing says fast forward x30 like DZ. I can't even bring myself to spell out the twats full name for fear of falling asleep half way through. Just fuck off to Japan and come back in 7-8 years time so everyone can pretend you got good like they did with Albert. 

It's Orton and Wyatt at mania. Shit match, made worse by the ring projections. You knew from the start that they were in trouble when Orton was accompanied to the ring by a single giant CGI sperm. 

Regular threads work now @HarmonicGenerator

9 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

No Choco Liebniz on that list immediately invalidates it.

Choco Liebniz sounds far to Jewish for the people of Channel 5 to vote for. 

It sounds so Jewish you almost expect Roy Moore's wife to be saying "We can't be antisemitic, one of our favourite biscuits is a Jew "

12 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

 

Ah well, I'll be watching the Christmas specials of Its Always Sunny and Father Ted as always (FINANCIAL IRREGULARITIES)

The acceptance speech is brilliant in Father Ted. Apart from FINANCIAL IRREGULARITIES the line that always does me in is "Now we move on to liars"

Well it turns out that Ben Duckett is a bit of a bellend. Why on earth would you pour a drink on Jimmy Anderson on the first night that the curfew on the players is lifted. However many tests he has played I strongly doubt he will play any more. 

21 hours ago, Gus Mears said:

My bet is we'll lose a wicket in about the second over of the day, flail around like kippers left on the deck of a boat for a bit, then lose by about 120 runs.

Mystic Mears was bang on the money. If you could let me have 5 numbers and 2 lucky stars for the Euromillions on Friday Gus then I'll see you right. 

As @hallicks rightly says, it's the hope that kills you. I have to be up around 5.30 time. I pray Root is still batting, but the fear is that it will be Anderson and Broad. 

8 hours ago, Ambulance Chaser said:

If Jericho gets involved in any way with Impact I will put a picture of my missus arse on this forum.

You really are the Bernie Slaven for the Snapchat generation Ambulance Chaser. 

Haye v Bellew rescheduled for the 5th of May, that means it should be called off again by about the 10th of April when Haye is injured again. 

The simple fact is that none of them bowled well enough on the first day to warrant bowling first. Worse than the bowling of any of the seamers is the fact that Moeen can't turn the ball and Lyon is turning it miles. Once we've lost this test, and we will anyway no matter how well we bowl, they have to give Crane a go if Moeen doesn't turn it. 

To only get them 4 down when you have put them in simply isn't good enough. Then to hear England saying that they thought they bowled pretty well all day makes it even worse. As Gus says it was a good length if you were Joel Garner, unfortunately they bowled more like Joel Gertner. 

I absolutely love Reece's Cups. A few years ago a shop near where i was working was selling them at 6 for £1 As they were very short on the sell by date. They came in boxes of 48 and I spent £40. 

Haye is done. His body just can't withstand training as a heavyweight. 

Take a minute out of your day today to watch the Zolani Tete fight from last night. 

Her name is Hope Boydy, she coached the England women's team for years. She was Russian. Her surname was Youfuckov. 

For a long time in the early to mid 90s someone would repeatedly paint the words BAN CANNABIS on the sign for the turn off for Grantham on the A1. That person had 2 things. Determination, and no understanding of the drug laws in this country. 

Normally it takes longer than 2 hours for me to be proved to be wrong. Good work by England there. 

It will be Plunkett, as Gus says he bangs it in, and he can bat a bit as well. England also don't like calling up completely new players if they can help it. 

Two lots of good news in that story Gus. Not only is Finn out of the tour but Moeen will be fit for the final warm up game. 

The finishing punch from Bivol was an absolute cracker. The sound it made as it landed was sickening, you just knew he wasn't getting up from it. There are some interesting fights for him at Light Heavy down the road.