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9 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

No Choco Liebniz on that list immediately invalidates it.

Choco Liebniz sounds far to Jewish for the people of Channel 5 to vote for. 

It sounds so Jewish you almost expect Roy Moore's wife to be saying "We can't be antisemitic, one of our favourite biscuits is a Jew "

12 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

 

Ah well, I'll be watching the Christmas specials of Its Always Sunny and Father Ted as always (FINANCIAL IRREGULARITIES)

The acceptance speech is brilliant in Father Ted. Apart from FINANCIAL IRREGULARITIES the line that always does me in is "Now we move on to liars"

Well it turns out that Ben Duckett is a bit of a bellend. Why on earth would you pour a drink on Jimmy Anderson on the first night that the curfew on the players is lifted. However many tests he has played I strongly doubt he will play any more. 

21 hours ago, Gus Mears said:

My bet is we'll lose a wicket in about the second over of the day, flail around like kippers left on the deck of a boat for a bit, then lose by about 120 runs.

Mystic Mears was bang on the money. If you could let me have 5 numbers and 2 lucky stars for the Euromillions on Friday Gus then I'll see you right. 

As @hallicks rightly says, it's the hope that kills you. I have to be up around 5.30 time. I pray Root is still batting, but the fear is that it will be Anderson and Broad. 

8 hours ago, Ambulance Chaser said:

If Jericho gets involved in any way with Impact I will put a picture of my missus arse on this forum.

You really are the Bernie Slaven for the Snapchat generation Ambulance Chaser. 

Haye v Bellew rescheduled for the 5th of May, that means it should be called off again by about the 10th of April when Haye is injured again. 

The simple fact is that none of them bowled well enough on the first day to warrant bowling first. Worse than the bowling of any of the seamers is the fact that Moeen can't turn the ball and Lyon is turning it miles. Once we've lost this test, and we will anyway no matter how well we bowl, they have to give Crane a go if Moeen doesn't turn it. 

To only get them 4 down when you have put them in simply isn't good enough. Then to hear England saying that they thought they bowled pretty well all day makes it even worse. As Gus says it was a good length if you were Joel Garner, unfortunately they bowled more like Joel Gertner. 

I absolutely love Reece's Cups. A few years ago a shop near where i was working was selling them at 6 for £1 As they were very short on the sell by date. They came in boxes of 48 and I spent £40. 

Haye is done. His body just can't withstand training as a heavyweight. 

Take a minute out of your day today to watch the Zolani Tete fight from last night. 

Her name is Hope Boydy, she coached the England women's team for years. She was Russian. Her surname was Youfuckov. 

For a long time in the early to mid 90s someone would repeatedly paint the words BAN CANNABIS on the sign for the turn off for Grantham on the A1. That person had 2 things. Determination, and no understanding of the drug laws in this country. 

Normally it takes longer than 2 hours for me to be proved to be wrong. Good work by England there. 

It will be Plunkett, as Gus says he bangs it in, and he can bat a bit as well. England also don't like calling up completely new players if they can help it. 

Two lots of good news in that story Gus. Not only is Finn out of the tour but Moeen will be fit for the final warm up game. 

The finishing punch from Bivol was an absolute cracker. The sound it made as it landed was sickening, you just knew he wasn't getting up from it. There are some interesting fights for him at Light Heavy down the road. 

I'd guess it's an attempt to link the match to the Red Wedding scene from Game Of Thrones. Of course this is TNA so they are linking to something that happened 4 years ago. 

He didn't just cross it, the line is a dot to Deontay now. Utterly distasteful. 

Round Lummox, which is distressingly accurate. 

12 hours ago, Kaz Hayashi said:

IMDB gave wrestletalk a rating of 6.7, that's only 0.1 less than Kong: Skull Island, and that had Samuel L Jackson. Now I'm not saying Alex Shane is only 0.1 worse than Samuel L Jackson, he might however.

Samuel L Jackson is obviously not as good a promo as Alex Shane but his work rate is better and he does a really good flip bump. 

4 hours ago, BomberPat said:

 Still popping up all over the place.

Like bird flu. 

2 hours ago, BomberPat said:

Has Alex Shane changed his tune on Triple H like most of the internet yet, and decided that he's going to lead WWE to a hitherto unseen golden age, or is he still banging on iron crosses and subliminal messaging?

Or is this a silly question because no one's paying attention to what Alex Shane has to say about anything in 2017?

I am genuinely surprised Alex is still around. I thought he had disappeared up his own arsehole sometime in 2009

As for Wrestletalk @chokeout I don't think it really was a thing even when it was on TV. I think it's on YouTube now. 

Is there a demand yo see him immediately though? I only knew him as that bellend who no sold a Batista bomb off a ladder through a table, it didn't make me want to see him. As Pat says if you are on TV you should know where the camera is, and let's face it every Indy show records the show these days. Everyone has a hard camera, knowing where it is is more important than all the flips and shit in the world.