Mr_Danger

The ending to Take Shelter is brilliant and strangely satisfying. The Thing (Kurt Russell one) is probably the best though or Karate Kid (Pat Morita one).

Yeah the ending of The Mist was stupid. The sort of thing you'd write for your GCSE English coursework.

I used to have this theory, based mostly on the Amazing Spider-Man cartoon, that if you killed enough spiders then eventually their surviving ancestors would leave you alone due to spider senses. It seemed to work as well. Now I realise that it was just the cats killing them and they're as rife as ever now the older cat can't be arsed and the other one spends most of her time outside.

Lost has kind of ruined me for other high concept tv shows. I just don't trust that they'll amount to anything. It's like The Leftovers, I'm watching it waiting for it to turn to shit without giving it a fair crack of the whip. Sweary violent tv shows are where I've turned to like some mopey teen whose been burnt by his parents divorce so has turned in to a goth and listens to death metal because I won't let them get close enough to hurt me again.

Probably gets overlooked because of the Dawson but back in the early 00's I used to watch that on a bi weekly basis along with Mallrats and The Faculty.

Where's the love for Rudy? Triumph over adversity all wrapped up in Sean Astins chubby little face. The film of Friday Night Lights is a cracker. Does Debbie does Dallas count? Mr Greenfeld does dress up as an American footballer.

What's with all the couples sharing Facebook accounts? Does anyone here do this? It's a trust issue right. There's a couple who communicate to each other through their shared account on mine, pointless.

Yeah, very good that. I think these first few have been about letting Capaldi find his feet plus they had that dog shit director from Down Terrace do a couple.

Have we any idea what that Heaven stuff is all about yet? Has it been confirmed who the next companion is? They hinted at the girl from Being Human in the second epidode. Was the Clara as a Dalek stuff ever explained?

Fucking amazeballs?

Ted Moseby is a massive nob head and undoes all the goodness that Jason Siegel brings to HIMYM. Ted should get together with the main girl off Orange is the New Black and make the all time most unlikeable sitcom couple.

Stop watching That 70's Show when you run out of sperms to ejaculate over Mila Kunis.

I remember that British version as well. Didn't they do the crazy psychedelic bits in between scenes as well but it looked really shit. It was no Grimleys.

Let's not forget sexy Charles Dance the love machine!

Alien 3 is a decent film that feels a bit different in the same way the second differs to the first. Where the film really falls short is the effects are quite a bit inferior to the other films yet they're years apart.

I can only remember the line "Bow to your Sensei" from Napoleon Dynamite, which to be fair I use all the time.

 

It's a very forgettable film otherwise.

The bit where the uncle lobs a steak at him on his bike always raises a chuckle but not much else. The film's a lot less objectionable than the twats in 'Vote Pedro' T-shirts though.

What happened to Clive Owen?

Mulholland Drive is one of the most accessible David Lynch films. I can understand people not getting in to Lost Highway or Inland Empire but Mulholland Drive doesn't belong in that group of Lynch headfucks. That's not to say it's not a bit mental but I wouldn't call it a pretentious waste of time.

So Capaldi's gonna be a ruthless bastard then, makes sense. Not sure on the Matt Smith cameo. I dunno if when trying to establish a new Doctor who's very different from the last one and looks a bit mean, if giving us a glimpse of the last one was so wise. I suppose it served it's purpose in why he appeared though.

I'm sure once I'm fully in to it I won't feel bad about the murderers and rapists being stuck in hell for the rest of their days. I suppose my unnatural fear of being framed and imprisoned doesn't help.

I figured as much. I wanna blast through them as well but its so god damn bleak I can't sit the through more than one at a time.

I'm 3 eps in and I've just realised Harold frenchname is Mercutio in Romeo + Juliet. Bearing in mind I went the whole of Lost without realising that, man he's shit in Lost. A question about Beecher, is he getting bummed or what? I can't tell if it's being suggested or if I've missed something and he's getting full on prison romance.

If we're doing Cbeebies....

For once I wouldn't be the only one self conscious about one of our limbs.

Olyphant has the warmest loveliest psychotic eyes I've ever seen. Every time I see Josh Duhamel in something I'm disappointed he's not Timothy Olyphant.

So I watched Orange is the new black, both series. It's not worth the plaudits. There's a decent show in there with some really good actors but it suffers terribly from having the most unlikeable protagonist since Ted Mosby and a bunch of other sub plots on the outside that nobody cares about. Nicky Subotka off of The Wire is the best thing in it but for every great little character there's a Jason Biggs (who references American Pie masturbation story the fucking lame-o).

Masters always seems a bit simple on podcasts, like he's trying not to be a dick anymore but he'd be easily led. Classic henchman material, a Rocksteady to the main fellas Krang if you will.

There's no way he didn't do a bit of Facebook stalking on this guy beforehand. Imagine if he turned up giving it the biggun and he got chased off by a hammer wielding loon. Probably a misguided work though.

Saw Guardians Of The Galaxy in 2D the other night. Loved it. Considering going to see it in 3D. Is it worth it? I'm a Cineworld Unlimited holder so it will cost me £1.60.

I'm not one for the 3d gimmick but I thought the film leant itself perfectly to 3d and would recommend it in that format.