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Technically I have in the past enjoyed a bath, but merely 30 seconds after climbing in I realize I’m sitting in water made dirty by my own body and want to immediately stand up and shower it off me.

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I like a powerful shower. And I mean POWERFUL. 

So much so, that my ex had to house hunt for me before I moved and I asked her to try all the showers in the properties she saw.

"How powerful do you need it?"

"So much so that when I'm washing my bollocks, it hurts"

She didn't speak to me for 3 days.

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2 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

So much so, that my ex had to house hunt for me before I moved and I asked her to try all the showers in the properties she saw.

Getting strong "Yes, it's an extender!" vibes.

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Used to be almost exclusively showers as well, but recently have found that I kind of need baths after martial arts class on Tuesday evenings, or I'm creaking for the rest of the week. This is how I know I am now old. Managed to find big bags of Epsom salts for cheap on Groupon, which helps a lot. But I'm like air_raid - the baths are mainly for soaking in, then I have to wash off the Me-Tea with the shower.

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1 hour ago, Carbomb said:

But I'm like air_raid - the baths are mainly for soaking in, then I have to wash off the Me-Tea with the shower.

To be more accurate, baths were for covering myself in bubbles and nice smells, turning myself into a prune while half-watching Frasier DVDs on a laptop strategically sat on the loo. It was a low point.

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