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The NON Fortean (kinda Fortean) thread


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A thread to discuss stuff that while phenomena, doesn't exactly rank with your Bigfoots, Mysterious Creatures, Aliens and shit. More a place to discuss stuff involving stuff that happened that we don't really have a solid proof explanation.

 

For example, Taman Shud (the Somerton Beach mystery). I'm sure people have come across this before and it absolutely baffles me. So many bizarre inconsistencies, my best bet is your boy here was a spy. I can't think of anything else that fits into any logic.

 

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taman_Shud_Case

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"Squidward's Suicide" is scaring the shit out of me recently. I've been reading up on it and listening to people talking about it on Youtube. I don't know what to think. It was supposedly sent in by some guy in Scotland who murdered a lot of kids (and was eventually arrested for sending the DVD in), but I don't recall any cases like that. Seems really fucking odd. It's probably bull, but....

 

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Squidward's_Suicide

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"Squidward's Suicide" is scaring the shit out of me recently. I've been reading up on it and listening to people talking about it on Youtube. I don't know what to think. It was supposedly sent in by some guy in Scotland who murdered a lot of kids (and was eventually arrested for sending the DVD in), but I don't recall any cases like that. Seems really fucking odd. It's probably bull, but....

 

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Squidward's_Suicide

 

Wish I didn't click that clink (or look online for full video for that matter), as someone who watches Spongebob almost daily with his kids that genuinely freaked me out and I haven't stopped thinking about it all day. I know it's all bollocks but to quote Lister in a similar situation ''That's something no one should ever have to see''

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The video in that link just shows <spoiler>a still image of Squidward looking at the camera with some odd noises over the top, and isn't actually a scene-by-scene episode as described.  It's still a bit creepy, though.</spoiler>

 

I read the story last night before jumping in the shower.  Let's just say it delayed my shower by about an hour.

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Yeah, I don't fancy the video either, but what you would be seeing is probably fake. Supposedly only the police have a copy of the real thing.

Oh Baz, it's creepy pasta. There is no real thing.

 

 

Yup, here's a Reddit from the guy who claims he was the writer: https://www.reddit.com/r/self/comments/185hc9/i_wrote_squidwards_suicide_and_am_kinda_happy/

 

The level of detail kills any suspension of disbelief for me anyway in these kinds of "creepy footage" stories.

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Weird little sequence of coincidences today.

 

Walking into town, I put my mp3 player on and the first track that it randomly played was by Magnum.

 

I like Magnum, so I was thinking I should maybe try and write something in their style. I could call it "Opus", for a giggle.

 

Then right in front of me were two empty bottles of Magnum beer. A sign perhaps?

 

Didn't give it much more thought until about ten minutes ago when - for absolutely no known reason - the missus starts singing Live is Life, by 80s Austrian popsters Opus.

 

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