Paid Members John Matrix Posted June 26, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted June 26, 2013 You have until 09:00 on Wednesday 3rd of July to vote for your favourite rapper.  Each has until that time to submit one 16 line response so you choose to vote blindly, based on the first effort, or you can wait until you've heard both raps.  HarmonicGenerator  Did you hear what Nick said when he heard he drew me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted June 26, 2013 Author Paid Members Share Posted June 26, 2013 OUCH. Had to go with Slick Dick on this one. The Keiron Dyer, Madeline and Mandela references were brilliant. Â You motherfucking hustler. Shit just got real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Werther's Original did it for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted June 26, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted June 26, 2013 Harmonic won it for me with the last line. Â Love the Kieron Dyer reference though Nick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted June 26, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted June 26, 2013 Harmonic won it for me with the last line. Â Fuck you. He isn't shit! Â Love the Kieron Dyer reference though Nick. Â Eadie was on the treatment table just as much towards the end of his playing days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted June 27, 2013 Awards Moderator Share Posted June 27, 2013 Didn't realise we could submit a 16 line response until just now... so here it is! Â Â Â Â Ready, willing and able? You bet your posterior I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted June 27, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted June 27, 2013 Nice woman jibes there Shakespeare, No go back to reading Othello, While you're away, your squeeze is getting kabonged in a brothello. Â I'm the ZENITH of sexy. A player, a sexual terminator, Last time you had some arse was when your finger ripped through the toilet paper. Â That's all you've got Genny? Well I'm grinning from ear to ear. My rhymes be so sick, they'd even make KAY BURLEY shed tears. Â Ipswich? Nay, she comes from the land of fine wine and Nandos! For that insult? I'm making like I'm Barry George and you're Jill Dando. Â You diss my writing, but you know they're super saiyan like Kakarot, Yo' writing skills are as useful as Colin McRae's as a chopper pilot. Â Your spittings are like your plays: You're getting no audiences! I've treated you like you're a baby and I'm Ian Watkins from Lost Prophets. Â There's a catch to all this though, for I've caused your lyrical death, And now I can't get the blood off of my hands like Lady Macbeth! Â I've been a pleasure Harmy, quite barmy. But know this you bellend: You shouldn't have ran once more into this breach, dear friend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted July 1, 2013 Awards Moderator Share Posted July 1, 2013 Fine wine and Nando's = Portugal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted July 1, 2013 Moderators Share Posted July 1, 2013 All about the incumbent here. If the first two were a bit closer to call, the second rhymes really cemented why he's the reigning champ. Effortlessly smooth and witty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane O' Mac Version 2 Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 I felt like HG underestimated Nick in the first rap (for that reason I love the blind format), but his second rap was very strong. I give it to Nick overall though, consistently high quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted July 1, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted July 1, 2013 Fine wine and Nando's = Portugal? Â Yeah. Some of her family are over now for her graduation tomorrow. First time my parents had a chance to meet the in-laws and it honestly couldn't have gone any better. A truckload of Pimms and a BBQ in the sun is the best ice-breaker ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted July 3, 2013 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 3, 2013 Slick Dick Nick wins 9 votes to three and advances to the Semi Finals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted July 3, 2013 Awards Moderator Share Posted July 3, 2013 9 to 3? I had 6 votes last time I checked! Outrage! Scandal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted July 3, 2013 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 3, 2013 Typo mate. Your absolutely right, it was 9 - 6. Apologies  Edit - I actually typed three again twice in writing this reply, so fuck knows what's wrong with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted July 3, 2013 Awards Moderator Share Posted July 3, 2013 This whole thing is rigged! I demand a recount! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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