Forrest Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Speaking of dreams, about 15 minutes ago, I went for a poo but when I got off the seat I realised that there was no poo in the toilet and there was nothing to wipe. Have I blacked out and dreamt I did a dump in the meantime? Â Answers on a postcard please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WWFChilli Posted October 21, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2012 . Â Something mighty weird about all that. Â Forrest: Did you check with your hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted October 21, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2012 Speaking of dreams, about 15 minutes ago, I went for a poo but when I got off the seat I realised that there was no poo in the toilet and there was nothing to wipe. Have I blacked out and dreamt I did a dump in the meantime? Answers on a postcard please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted October 21, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2012 Steve Justice lives a fascinatingly disturbing existence. I must know more. Â I really should have gone for the anonymous route. You lot blatantly have much more juicy shit to spill than you're letting on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freaky Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 . Â Something mighty weird about all that. I agree. That's why I never asked for it, unlike other people who consider it a great thrill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulf ist Gut Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 .  Something mighty weird about all that. I agree. That's why I never asked for it, unlike other people who consider it a great thrill.  Ahh come on, who doesn't enjoy a bit of slappin' tickle  *fetches coat* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted October 21, 2012 Moderators Share Posted October 21, 2012 . Â Something mighty weird about all that. I agree. That's why I never asked for it, unlike other people who consider it a great thrill. Â Why did you take your T-shirt off then? Why didn't you follow the tried and tested method of not volunteering of laughing it off and staying sitting down, like people who actually don't want to do things do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freaky Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Didn't want to be called a pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted October 21, 2012 Moderators Share Posted October 21, 2012 You're a pussy for getting up and taking off your t-shirt at her demand and letting her slap you if you didn't want to. And for not giving her a receipt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WWFChilli Posted October 21, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2012 You should have waited outside her house all night till she left the next morning and BOOM... ambush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Speaking of dreams, about 15 minutes ago, I went for a poo but when I got off the seat I realised that there was no poo in the toilet and there was nothing to wipe. Have I blacked out and dreamt I did a dump in the meantime? Answers on a postcard please. You Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WWFChilli Posted October 21, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2012 Richie is correct  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=phantom%20poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted October 21, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2012 Bloody hell Steve, the mods on here will have to change your status again. And it seems there are more (and potentially worse) stories to come from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted October 21, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2012 Bloody hell Steve, the mods on here will have to change your status again. I would now like to hear the story about doing poos wrong, unless he's the one who sat on the porcelain as though it was the norm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted October 21, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2012 Bloody hell Steve, the mods on here will have to change your status again. I would now like to hear the story about doing poos wrong, unless he's the one who sat on the porcelain as though it was the norm. Â Isn't he the one who sits facing the cistern, like some sort of comedy toilet jockey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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