cobra_gordo Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Jesse the Body and Gorilla Monsoon at Wrestlemania 6Â Howard Finkel: "Coming down the aisle, at a total combined weight of 469lbs. The team of The American Dream Dusty Rhodes and Saphirre! Â Jesse: Wait a minute Gorilla, wait just a minute. They said with a combined weight of 469lbs? You're telling me that Rhodes only weighs 200?! Â Gorilla: Ugh, I didn't hear that Jess. Â Jesse: Cos I know damn well that Saphirre weighs 2 and a half!! Â Gorilla: I don't know! I'm so wrapped up in the excitement the electricity that's here in the Skydome, i'm not listening to body weights! Â Jesse: 565 I might buy but not 465! Â *Silence* Â Â That was the one I was going for, just brilliant sniping comments by Jesse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members DJ Kris Posted October 15, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted October 15, 2011 Jesse the Body and Gorilla Monsoon at Wrestlemania 6Â Howard Finkel: "Coming down the aisle, at a total combined weight of 469lbs. The team of The American Dream Dusty Rhodes and Saphirre! Â Jesse: Wait a minute Gorilla, wait just a minute. They said with a combined weight of 469lbs? You're telling me that Rhodes only weighs 200?! Â Gorilla: Ugh, I didn't hear that Jess. Â Jesse: Cos I know damn well that Saphirre weighs 2 and a half!! Â Gorilla: I don't know! I'm so wrapped up in the excitement the electricity that's here in the Skydome, i'm not listening to body weights! Â Jesse: 565 I might buy but not 465! Â *Silence* Â What's great about that is I can actually hear Jessie's voice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PepperPlunge Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 "Stop doing them moves" - Booker T on Sin Cara vs. Sin Cara at Hell In A Cell. Â "I wanna see them take it to the street, dawg" - Booker T on the non-stipulation Sin Cara vs. Sin Cara at Hell In A Cell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Until next time then, this would be Gordon Solie saying so long from the sunshine state Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Paul's Bin Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 I was a huge mark for the Heyman & JR announce team during the Invasion. There was an episode of RAW where a member of the Alliance joins the announce team and JR begins to go on about how disgusted he is with Austin or Shane for a while. Heyman ignores the entire thing and says "Ignore him he's from Oklahoma" and begins speaking to the member of the Alliance. Â I would love to watch it again. I thought it was brilliant at the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wh1007 Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Paul Heyman on Raw July 9,moments before ECW reforms:"Feel it JR,feel this moment for the rest of your life.Feel it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEWM Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 "The World Is in Shock McMahon!!!!" - Jerry Lawler after Owen Hart pinned Bret Hart at Wrestlemania X, actually Lawler's performance that night was outstanding.  He was great on this show. Wasn't he just cleared and confirmed as not a rapey paedo not long before? He must have been in great spirits.  On topic, here's one I mentioned in another thread a little while ago:  If there's only one reason why the Alliance footage should be treasured forever, it's because of the world class commentary team of JR and Heyman. An absolutely fabulous dynamic that has tons of great banter and genuinely good wrestling commentary for good measure. For what it's worth, I'm driven to post this due to Heyman inducing a warm laugh from JR (which went against all sorts of character motivations for both guys, Alliance/WWF war or not), with this one-liner. "9 months his parents had to name him, just to come up with Christian?! That's like my parents calling me Jew!"  He clearly slayed JR with this, who tried to stifle laughter, only for Heyman to call him on it, with "I got you there didn't I JR?!", which he had to rebuff, leading to more banter. Really nice it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.PeterVenkman Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 I loved it when Heyman snapped at JR during the Austin-Undertaker 2001 feud when JR said something along the lines of "What the hell do you know about Austin and Undertaker" and he came back with "I know them from when I managed them in WCW!" JR said fuck all for about 30 seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyWanderer Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 I think it was Lawler commentating on a 2 Cool match - Â "Scotty just nailed him with his worm!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted October 16, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 16, 2011 He was great on this show. Wasn't he just cleared and confirmed as not a rapey paedo not long before? Â Allegedly not a rapey paedo. I'm going to need proof before I believe that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEWM Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 He was great on this show. Wasn't he just cleared and confirmed as not a rapey paedo not long before? Â Allegedly not a rapey paedo. I'm going to need proof before I believe that one. Â Good point, I forgot Google picks up outrageous slanderous lies on here. Phew! Cheers for getting me off the hook there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Eddie Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 Surely though, if you are saying he is allegedly NOT a wrong-en, then between the lines you are suggesting he might well be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted October 16, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 16, 2011 Surely though, if you are saying he is allegedly NOT a wrong-en, then between the lines you are suggesting he might well be? Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Eddie Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 Yeah, I realise that. Â I was facetiously making out that there is NO WAY Uncle Jerry could be a wrong-en! Â I meant, what in his past could suggest that? Nothing, right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEWM Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 Surely though, if you are saying he is allegedly NOT a wrong-en, then between the lines you are suggesting he might well be? Â Â Sublime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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