Loligan Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 The thing I remember most about Jesse is his utter hatred for Hulk Hogan, Â "OHH BUT IF HOGAN DOES IT IT'S OK! RIGHT GORILLA?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Showtime Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 If you eliminate Bobby Heenan, NXT season 3 wins this thread. The entire thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 I heard a great one from Ventura on a match from 1988 I was watching the other day - it was the one where Rude made a move on Jake's wife. Rude's in the ring asking which of the lady wants a 'Rude Awakening' and Monsoon says something like 'There's a guy down there, who wants one' and Ventura replies 'Don't tell me Paterson is in the building' Very funny with hindsight.  This is when I wish the UKFF had a like button.  When I think Ventura, theonly quote I can here him saying is "Shut up Mcmahon".  I think Michael Coles "Anal Bleeding" needs to be mentioned as the most bizare comment of all time!   Always remember Jesse at most WMs saying 'hi to Terry, Tyrell and Jade in Minnoesota'. Was only years later I found out they were his wife n kids  That's the one I always Ventura saying, there was one Wrestlemania, I think maybe 6, where he says to Monsoon 'Aren't you going to say 'Hi to Terry, Tyrell and Jade in Minnoesota - you usually do'  I like Heenan's 'It's not fair to Flair' at various points in the 92 Royal Rumble  And one that always cracked a friend and mine up was Al Hayes being interviewed at the beginning of Wrestlemania 3 'We had Wrestlemania 1, which if I'm not mistaken was followed by Wrestlemania 2' No shit Al? You mean they did them in number order?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adorable Adrian Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 My favourite one of all time is when 'Taker threw Foley off the cell at KOTR 1998. The emotion in Jim Ross' voice as he yelled "Good God almighty! Good God almighty! That killed him! As God as my witness, he is broken in half!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members quote the raven Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 Cyrus on Jerry lynn  "Looks like the new fn show got some new fn tights" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshC Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 "I remember when I was champion Monsoon!..." "Champion of what!?!" "My neighbourhood!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cum Doctor Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 My favourite one of all time is when 'Taker threw Foley off the cell at KOTR 1998. The emotion in Jim Ross' voice as he yelled "Good God almighty! Good God almighty! That killed him! As God as my witness, he is broken in half!" Â I actually thought The King topped that when Mankind went through the cell and he simply stated "That's it. He's dead." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 First one that always comes to mind is this gem from Bobby Heenan, when Hogan is making his way to the ring with Real American playing... Brain: This is my second favourite song of all time Monsoon: I hate to ask, what's the favourite? Brain: All the other songs are tied!   There are so many Bobby Heenan quotes you could pick from.  Heenan/Monsoon during the 1992 Royal Rumble match.  Heenan: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricc1PW Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 There was a Lawler quote at Wrestlemania 12, just before the Warrior's entrance that I'm particularly fond of. something along the lines of  "When he got on the scale at the weigh-in it read 'to be continued!'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 Heenan quotes: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Bobby_Heenan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Young Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Bobby Heenan just after Hogan had dropped the leg on Randy Savage at WCW's Bash at the Beach '96. Schiavone, Rhodes and Tenay are rambling on in disbelief to what has just transpired whilst Heenan just states repeatedly "What have I been saying all these years". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bus Surfer Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 *Roddy Piper stops Jake from hitting the DDT on Flair*  Brain: I never thought I'd say this, But thank you Roddy,  It's a Kilt, it's not a skirt It's a kilt  *Piper then starts attacking both Flair & Jake*  Monsoon: Hot Rod going to work on Both Jake & Flair Heenan: YOU NO GOOD CREEP, YOU SKIRT WEARING FREAK!!!!!!...........It's not a kilt it's a skirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig The Hunter Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Heenan quotes: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Bobby_Heenan Some of them are absolute gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bus Surfer Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 My favourite one of all time is when 'Taker threw Foley off the cell at KOTR 1998. The emotion in Jim Ross' voice as he yelled "Good God almighty! Good God almighty! That killed him! As God as my witness, he is broken in half!" Â I actually thought The King topped that when Mankind went through the cell and he simply stated "That's it. He's dead." Â Lawler was great aswell when Bart Gunn was getting KTFO by Butterbean. Â *Lawler in desperate voice* "Go for a takedown, Bart, a takedown!!!" *Massive haymaker lands* *Lawler in OMFG voice* "GOODBYE!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Egg Shen Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 "that's it he's dead" with genuine concern, classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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