Magnum Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 JR's classic 'AWW, SONNOFABITCH!' after Vince's Higher Power reveal always cracks me up. Another great line from him is from the Hardcore title match (IIRC) at WM2000, where he describes Viscera as 'like a big planet, and all the other wrestlers are orbiting him'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpiritOfTheForest Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 "By the time the Iron Shiek gets to the ring it'll be Wrestlemania 38!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dart Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 I can't remember what show it was from or what it was about, but after a dodgy finish in a match JR just goes "ah, that's bullshit" then King goes "JR!?!?!" Â Â Also pretty much anything Booker T says Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members seph Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 "that's it he's dead" with genuine concern, classic. Â with "WILL SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH!" following it, though, it doesn't get enough love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 I can't remember what show it was from or what it was about, but after a dodgy finish in a match JR just goes "ah, that's bullshit" then King goes "JR!?!?!" Â Almost as cringeworthy as JR's explosion on Trips at the end of the Austin/Angle title match.. Â Terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liamnardo Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 IRS tries to leave the ring but Animal stomps on his red tie to prevent it. Â HEENAN: HE'S STANDING ON HIS TONGUE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviearlo Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Something i remember Ventura saying which i liked was "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat." Â This was classic - often coupled with "It's only cheating if you get caught, Gorilla" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Pepper Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Austin Vs Rock with special guest referee Shane McMahon JR "1..2.. THREE, THREE DAMN YOU! Damn you Shane." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PepperPlunge Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 At Survivor Series '99: Â JR: "Mankind gave Al Snow Head last Thursday night on SmackDown!" King: "He did what?!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members garynysmon Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 Jesse the Body and Gorilla Monsoon at Wrestlemania 6 Â Howard Finkel: "Coming down the aisle, at a total combined weight of 469lbs. The team of The American Dream Dusty Rhodes and Saphirre! Â Jesse: Wait a minute Gorilla, wait just a minute. They said with a combined weight of 469lbs? You're telling me that Rhodes only weighs 200?! Â Gorilla: Ugh, I didn't hear that Jess. Â Jesse: Cos I know damn well that Saphirre weighs 2 and a half!! Â Gorilla: I don't know! I'm so wrapped up in the excitement the electricity that's here in the Skydome, i'm not listening to body weights! Â Jesse: 565 I might buy but not 465! Â *Silence* Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Joe Joe Jr Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 from NXT S3, after Kaitlin spears someone. Â Cole: 'SPEAR, SPEAR, SPEAR!' Â Punk (in funny accent): 'That was the damndest spear i ever saw.' Â Â That series was fucking gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brmanuk Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 I used to find it funny when Austin would give his opponent the one fingered salute, and Lawler would say, "Look! Austin thinks he's number one!" in an overly excited, faux-naive tone. Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickin it wit the kliq Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 "The World Is in Shock McMahon!!!!" - Jerry Lawler after Owen Hart pinned Bret Hart at Wrestlemania X, actually Lawler's performance that night was outstanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V1mark Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 'That's my dawg, D. Bryan' Booker T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zebra Kid Mark Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 "Ahhhhh Shucky Ducky Quack Quack" - Booker T Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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