Paid Members air_raid Posted October 16, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 16, 2011 I was facetiously making out that there is NO WAY Uncle Jerry could be a wrong-en! Â Uncle Jerry.... ugh, now I'm going to feel like a nonce whenever my mate's two-year-old girl calls me Uncle Air Raid. Â Yes, there is no reason to suggest Lawler likes ladies which are, shall we say, a little shy of the age of consent. I hear he went fishing with Taz last weekend, bet that was nice. Â Â Speaking of naughty "Kings" I happened to check out Marlon King's criminal record the other day, strike a light. Â King has convictions for 14 offences, dating from 1997. He received fines, driving bans, community service sentences, a rehabilitation order and orders to pay compensation on convictions including: theft from a person and from a car, criminal damage, and attempting to obtain property by deception; fraudulent use of vehicle licence document, driving without insurance, speeding, drink driving; a wounding incident while playing amateur football, and two cases involving assault of young women rejecting his advances in the Soho area of London. Â Not just a woman-batterer, he's not shy of a little credit card fraud or handling stolen cars either. What a disgrace. Â Â Â EDIT - Yes, "Uncle Air Raid" is a paraphrase, the tot uses my real name. I'm not that much of a cripple that I get children to call me by my login. Only strangers I meet in bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members DJ Kris Posted October 17, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted October 17, 2011 On Saturday I was doing commentary for EWW and since it's the first wrestling related work I'd done in a couple of years I'd have some fun by knocking up a little "Commentary For Dummies" booklet, which was part of the reason for creating this thread in the first place. Needless to say it made for a fun read and we had a bit of fun dropping the odd line in.   Gorilla Monsoon  He just got his clock cleaned When the face wrestler takes out the heel  Shot to the external occipital protuberance A shot to the back of the head  You can cut the electricity with a knife When the audience are so fired up and excited  Will you stop??!! Always good to use when the heel commentator is talking utter rubbish  The devious one Description for a sneaky heel manager  I wouldn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonworden Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Wrestlemania 25 during Rey Mysterios entrance cracked me up  Rey comes out dressed as heath ledgers joker. There is a short explanation from Cole or Lawler followed by JR who i imagine had Vince forcing him to say this  "At least Rey Mysterios career is alive and well" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tom Posted October 17, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 17, 2011 Vince McMahon One, two aaaannnnd three, he got him, he got him, oh wait, no he didn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Flair's Divorce Lawyer Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 I was a huge mark for the Heyman & JR announce team during the Invasion. There was an episode of RAW where a member of the Alliance joins the announce team and JR begins to go on about how disgusted he is with Austin or Shane for a while. Heyman ignores the entire thing and says "Ignore him he's from Oklahoma" and begins speaking to the member of the Alliance. I would love to watch it again. I thought it was brilliant at the time  I totally agree. Survivor Series 2001 was when they were at their best. Their constant bickering was hilarious. Heyman sure knew how to push JR's buttons!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted October 17, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 17, 2011 "Come on JR, get loose!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PepperPlunge Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 On Saturday I was doing commentary for EWW and since it's the first wrestling related work I'd done in a couple of years I'd have some fun by knocking up a little "Commentary For Dummies" booklet, which was part of the reason for creating this thread in the first place. Needless to say it made for a fun read and we had a bit of fun dropping the odd line in.   Haha, I know the guy on the right. That's Jake.  Also, how did you get to do commentary? I've always thought it'd be good to give it a go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dopper Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 "Close only counts with horseshoes and hand grenades"  Ive always really liked this one because the hand grenade part makes a lot of sense, but I don't actually understand the horseshoe bit. Can anyone explain that one please?   Cyrus on Jerry lynn "Looks like the new fn show got some new fn tights"  Styles & Cyrus are my 2nd favourite commentary duo behind Monsoon & Heenan.  "I'm waiting for that cameraman to get a good shot of Dawn Marie's ticket seller". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted October 18, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 18, 2011 "Close only counts with horseshoes and hand grenades" Â Ive always really liked this one because the hand grenade part makes a lot of sense, but I don't actually understand the horseshoe bit. Can anyone explain that one please? Â I'm assuming it means the game Horseshoes, where you throw a horseshoe at a stick in the ground and the closer you get the more points you get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members DJ Kris Posted October 18, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted October 18, 2011 Haha, I know the guy on the right. That's Jake. Also, how did you get to do commentary? I've always thought it'd be good to give it a go. Jake's a good lad! I worked with EWW for a long time, since they started actually, but I left a couple of years ago. They asked me to go back for this show and that's what I happened to be be doing. I'd done a bit of commentary before when some of their old shows got transfered to DVD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trout Stain Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 "Batista is down, Batista is down, Batista is down" Â Â Regal also had some golden moments when he did guest commentary back in 2000-2001. For some reason I've always remembered two golden lines of after he got attacked by somebody: Â Michael Cole: "Are you alright?" William Regal: "Am I alright?! Of course I'm not bloody alright, I've just been molested" Â Another classic was "An anonymous person asked me to come down and protect that buxom wench, and I did it. Being the gallant and windswept person that I am". I've often used the term windswept to describe myself ever since Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oli Scott Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Surprised no one has mentioned J.R's awesome rant at the end of Shaun and Triple H's streetfight from Summerslam 2002 after Trips hit Shaun with the sledgehammer. Â " Do you have no heart, do you have no soul, you son of a bitch. Do you realise what you've done?" Â Maybe not a quote but thats stuck in my head ever since i saw the match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIDDUM_N_STYLE Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Surprised no one has mentioned J.R's awesome rant at the end of Shaun and Triple H's streetfight from Summerslam 2002 after Trips hit Shaun with the sledgehammer. " Do you have no heart, do you have no soul, you son of a bitch. Do you realise what you've done?"  Maybe not a quote but thats stuck in my head ever since i saw the match.  shaun who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members seph Posted October 21, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2011 Surprised no one has mentioned J.R's awesome rant at the end of Shaun and Triple H's streetfight from Summerslam 2002 after Trips hit Shaun with the sledgehammer. " Do you have no heart, do you have no soul, you son of a bitch. Do you realise what you've done?"  Maybe not a quote but thats stuck in my head ever since i saw the match.  Serves him right for taking a cricket bat to a sledgehammer fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oli Scott Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Surprised no one has mentioned J.R's awesome rant at the end of Shaun and Triple H's streetfight from Summerslam 2002 after Trips hit Shaun with the sledgehammer. " Do you have no heart, do you have no soul, you son of a bitch. Do you realise what you've done?"  Maybe not a quote but thats stuck in my head ever since i saw the match.  shaun who? Normally im a good speller, must have got first post nerves!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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