blackcountrywwfc Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Its got to be a pretty low point in anyones life to aspire to be on one of those channels. Â Some of them make four figures a week. I don't blame any lass for talking gubbins to mouth breathers while they wank into a sock for a few hours a night for that kind of return. Given the chance, I'd do the same. Â hay i don't use a sock any more not after i got a bad case of athletes cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 10, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 10, 2012 Its got to be a pretty low point in anyones life to aspire to be on one of those channels. Except for the Northern Birds channel. Â That channel hasn't been on for about 5 years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted September 10, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 10, 2012 Sky still has a channel that shows up as "Northern Birds" on the EPG. It's usually home to the 40+ women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 10, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 10, 2012 You know what I mean, though. No idea why they never changed its name, the other one's not still called Essex Babes, is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted September 10, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 10, 2012 Indeed it is. Truth be told, I couldn't tell you what most of the channels are called, and what once existed and how long ago it was. I just flick through and look for a face that doesn't give me flashbacks of the semi-concious women I used to find round by the bottle skips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted September 11, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 11, 2012 (edited) I put one of them Babestation channels on for the first time in ages a few weeks back. And I was disappointed to find that Caty Cole has now joined the Boob Job Brigade. All my old favourites seem to be going that way. Lolly Badcock, Caty Cole and one or two others who I see but don't know their names. Not that I'd turn them down now like, not at all. But they looked much better before I reckon. Not a fan of the BJB. Â Some of the boob jobs on these channels are horrendous. They really should sue the tit vandal surgeons. It looks like they've just hacked them open with a rusty meat cleaver, stuffed two footballs in there and stitched them back up with old chicken wire. Nipples going in different directions, big nasty looking scars that look like they're about to burst open any second. That can't be the look these girls were going for, surely? Edited September 11, 2012 by wandshogun09 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted September 11, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 11, 2012 It looks like they've just hacked them open with a rusty meat cleaver, stuffed two footballs in there and stitched them back up with old chicken wire. Nipples going in different directions, big nasty looking scars that look like they're about to burst open any second. That can't be the look these girls were going for, surely? Â Looking at Ava Blue, I think it must have been. Else she'd have gotten them fixed long ago. Truly revolting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted September 16, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted September 16, 2012 (edited) Just came across (almost literally) this video of Pro Wrestling Eve's Holly Dee and Danny Dong. Didn't know she got "Donged". No wonder she wrestles now. Fucking hell. I imagine that's your cue to leave the industry, when Danny Dong sorts you out. At least she now has a good place to hide her powder, knuckle duster, night stick, 2x4 and various other foreign objects from the referee. http://fapdu.com/holly-dee-danny-dong-1 Â I still love her though. She's great. Edited September 16, 2012 by IANdrewDiceClay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 16, 2012 (edited) Just came across (most literally) of Pro Wrestling Eve's Holly Dee and Danny Dong. Didn't know she got "Donged". No wonder she wrestles now. Fucking hell. I imagine that's your cue to leave the industry, when Danny Dong sorts you out. At least she now has a good place to hide her powder, knuckle duster, night stick, 2x4 and various other foreign objects from the referee. http://fapdu.com/holly-dee-danny-dong-1 Â Mr Dong is pounding his way merrily through practically every girl in British porn. But you may have a point (EH? SAY NO MORE!) about her move into wrestling - not long after being impaled by his almost comically massive todger, Lolly Badcock retired from hardcore and went back to Babestation. Be careful with that thing, Danny! Â Holly's lovely, though. I'm annoyed she stopped doing porn because I don't care about Britwres and she's one of the very few genuinely different and exotic looking girls to have come through British porn in the last 5 years. Edited September 16, 2012 by Gladstone Small Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted September 16, 2012 Moderators Share Posted September 16, 2012 Danny Dong's over on the UKFF this week. Fair few mentions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted September 16, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted September 16, 2012 (edited) Can you remember Billi Brit/Leanne Young, Gladstone? Was she in a similar situation? I've see videos of her taking the top of the bed post. She must be knackered in her personal life. She was on Jeremy Kyle once, preaching how disgraceful the world of porn is. Quite funny when you google her and see all sorts being stuck inside her, as she grins like a Cheshire cat. Edited September 16, 2012 by IANdrewDiceClay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 16, 2012 Can you remember Billi Brit/Leanne Young, Gladstone? Was she in a similar situation? I've see videos of her taking the top of the bed post. She must be knackered in her personal life. She was on Jeremy Kyle once, preaching how disgraceful the world of porn is. Quite funny when you google her and see all sorts being stuck inside her, as she grins like a Cheshire cat. Â Didn't know she did Jeremy Kyle, actually. I'll have to track that down. Â But yeah, it's a bit like wrestling. Those bumps / bangs can really fuck you up in the end but there are a couple of fortunate exceptions. Nina Hartley's like Terry Funk, for instance. She can still go, but even she's had to slow down and now prefers to cut promos and put over the youngsters. Lianne's a bit like Nigel McGuinness, I suppose. Â I should spoiler tag that in case she Googles herself. Not saying you've got owt, Lianne! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 21, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 21, 2012 British girls do seem to have the very worst boob jobs around these days. Check out these misshapen monstrosities on Yuffie Yulan:- Â http://www.porn-star.com/yuffie_yulan/15.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted September 21, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 21, 2012 Eeesh. She could fit a third one in the middle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted September 21, 2012 Moderators Share Posted September 21, 2012 Just watching some Cala Craves, and she's wonderful aggressive in lesbian scenes with younger women. Really causes me to get some blood in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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