WU LYF 4 LYF Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Basically, I was chilling with some dudes I know, and we all had a toke, and we started talking about how much it would take to fuck Adele. Anyway, one of the guys said he'd happily do it free of charge, he thought she was pretty sexy. He even said he'd take her up the back passage. Â Cue some serious ball breaking by us. Notwithstanding the fact she's a totally flabby munter, she's also a vile human being who complains about tax despite being worth millions, cancels gigs regularly, celebrates the fact she's obese (the taxes will pay for her cardiac problems one day so it all works out) and behaves with fuck all decorum. Â So I thought I'd put it to the vote. Is having sex with Adele acceptable? Â Here are a selection of pictures, so those who've been living in a cave all year can make informed decision, Â Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted September 28, 2011 Moderators Share Posted September 28, 2011 Does anyone have a really large "rolls eyes" gif they can post in here for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rule One Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 No thanks, I'm not usually one who is funny about looks, if the double chin was gone she'd have a half decent face but all she reminds me of is a slightly more talented Michelle McManus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotlightmagnet1 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Yes. Yes I would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted September 28, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 28, 2011 Does anyone have a really large "rolls eyes" gif they can post in here for me? Will this do? Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shovanist Pig Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 No. Because she wouldn't fucking appreciate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoistVaj Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Earl Barratt would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted September 28, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 28, 2011 Gary Ablett would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted September 28, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 28, 2011 Ruel Fox would with the lights off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted September 28, 2011 Moderators Share Posted September 28, 2011 Dave Beasant wouldn't even look up from his paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoistVaj Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Dimitri Kharine would, after finishing off Vanessa Feltz first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEWM Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Titus Bramble wouldn't say no. She would, but he wouldn't listen. Â Â Â Â Â Â ALLEGEDLY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shovanist Pig Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Wouldn't put it past Collymore either. That's where that double chin of hers would come in handy. Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insert_name_here Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 I would. Straight up the chocolate bon-bon factory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Rob Lowe Posted September 28, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 28, 2011 Does anyone have a really large "rolls eyes" gif they can post in here for me? Beware Dial up users. Â Â Â Personally I think shes got a beautiful face, but christ she needs to trim down. Â Her speaking voice is really grating too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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