Merzbow Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Couldn't find a thread on this so thought i'd post it. Â It's a "mockbuster" to cash in on the Marvel movie by some company called "The Asylum" who seem to do this kinda thing all the time. I can't put into words how awful this film is, not even Big Sexy can save it. It's two hours of Thor being a whiney prick that not even a mother could love and the worst script i have ever seen, Thor uses an Uzi for fuck sake. Atleast Kev looks pretty swish in it. Â Â Link if any sick freak wants to watch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-d-d-dAz Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Â Trailer, for anyone that wants a more succinct view. The trailer doesn't make it seem like a 'mock' at all, they look like they're taking it rather seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted May 8, 2011 Author Share Posted May 8, 2011 Â Trailer, for anyone that wants a more succinct view. The trailer doesn't make it seem like a 'mock' at all, they look like they're taking it rather seriously. Â Mockbuster is just a term for when someone makes a blatent rip-off of a Blockbuster to cash in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-d-d-dAz Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Ah, I was thinking spoof type deal. Either way it looks shit, and the depths wrestlers will go to to break into non-wrestling markets continues to depress me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fye Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Ah, I was thinking spoof type deal. Either way it looks shit, and the depths wrestlers will go to to break into non-wrestling markets continues to depress me... Â surely its more a case of Kevin Nash accepting a paid role, I dont see any harm in that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo9292 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 At least it isn't a sweded version... but yeah another thing as said is a bit over the top with Thor using an Uzi... Nash looks epic though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted May 8, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted May 8, 2011 Of course. I dont think anyone seriously thinks Kevin Nash has dreams of this pile of shite springboarding him into the next Fox primetime comedy or playing the lead heel in the new Russell Crowe blockbuster. Someone probably said to his agent "do you know any long haired steriod blokes with beards, who'll do this pile of shite for a few grand?" and he said "Big Sexy is IN DA HOUSE!, so I'll give him a ring". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaaaaad! Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Nash already broke Hollywood anyway. Can anyone say Super Shredder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamtheman Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 the longet yard and the punisher as well  the runner ups in the Paparazzi championship still cherish those dvds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Statto Posted May 8, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted May 8, 2011 I fucking love The Asylum movies, particular favourites being Titanic 2 and War of the Worlds 2 : The Second Wave. Always hilarious nonsense. Â They're on Syfy all the time, can't wait for this one to show up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El J Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 I think Asylum peaked with Snakes on a Train but I'ma look out for this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamTheGreat Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Nash already broke Hollywood anyway. Can anyone say Super Shredder? He no-sold that pier falling on him too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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